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album drops june 22

eating a can of beans with a pocket full of dreams

About Me

StaRviNg ARtisT... LiBeRateD SouL... RetRo ChiC...DamN FooL...................Is this the place where I'm supposed to put a cute survey about myself? Screw that. I'm not doing all the work for you. And now, a message from our sponsors: ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

ART, stand up COMEDY, promoting/organizing parties and events, permanent cosmetics and body art, interior design, set production/design, fashion, sportin' heels, hair, music, collecting vinyls, drinking whiskey and smoking camels(when i'm NOT growing life in the belly), barbecues, surfing, my car, football, humanitarianism. lexophile. self-proclaimed ___________. the one who keeps me laughing:

I'd like to meet:

Auditions for the role of " My Friend" are taking place this weekend. Selections will be based upon brain density; containment of wit, absurdity, and farce behavior; and the ability to withhold from the pressures of the mainstream and trite; experience in human interaction a plus, but not required.
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Music:

Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Shuggie Otis, The Kinks, Talking Heads, ZZ Top, The Velvet Undergound, Squeeze, The Who & ...Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Miles Davis, Donna Summer...Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie...CSS, Belle & Sebastion, Thievery Corportation, Morcheeba, Bob Schneider, Scissor Sisters, The Postal Service, Karate, Ghostland Observatory, The Crash, The Shins, Bloc Party, The Seeds, Portishead, Underworld, Hooverphonic, Remy Shand, Jamiriqui, M M & W, Wilco, SCOTS, Radiohead, Blondie, Blind Melon, Gypsy Kings, Buju Banton, Third World, Ben Harper, The Clash, Jungle Brothers, Diggable Planets, Jurassic 5, Ozzomatli, Pharcyde, Cee-lo, Atmosphere, The Roots, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Brand Nubian, Souls of Mischief....disco is for dancing.....

Movies:

Gruesome cult classics, Horror, Kung Fu, Classic comedies, Thrillers, Bios.... Ricky Oh, Shogun Assasin, Kung Fu Hussle, P.C.U., The Breaks, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, Earth Girls are Easy, Fallen, Donnie Darko, City of God, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, Fargo, The Opposite of Sex, True Stories, Raising Arizona, High Tension, Audition, Remember the Titans, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, Usual Suspects, Swingers, Steal this movie, Mullohaland Dr., Alice's Restaurant, Ocean's Eleven(the original), anything Coen Brothers.....list goes on...

Television:

Cartoon Network-Adult Swim, Daily show, Stand-up comedy, The Office(brilliant British t.v. series), King of Queens, Simpsons, mXc, The Critic, Duckman, Law & Order, Monday Night Football,news......

Books:

choose your own adventure

Heroes:

all the late and great comedic heroes....pryor, bill hicks, freddy soto, mitch hedberg......and my father, he's damn funny.

My Blog

Poop for Peace: April 13, 2007

 www.poopreport.com/peace The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing huma...
Posted by album drops june 22 on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST

The Tao of Absurdity

I'm through begging you all to vote for Kinky. I've got to leave it to the hand of the Texan voters. I want to direct my position a bit to address ALL of my friends in the United States.   (yea ...
Posted by album drops june 22 on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

Funk tha' Heat! Festival

Funk tha' Heat! Festival will be held at Helio's on 411 Westheimer on Saturday, July 22 all day and night from 2pm-2am. Chill out and be serendaded by 12 Texas bands(check them out below) while we nou...
Posted by album drops june 22 on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST

Life on the Naughty List

Monday, December 19th at The Vault, 723 Main St. Houston 77002 "It's like your holiday office party, but the secretaries won't be the only ones stripping!" I am hosting a holiday comedy show that show...
Posted by album drops june 22 on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

what if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

"gateway to the soul for the passive kind"-definition of a blog. "like two cowgirls driving into the sunset"-road trips with steph. "the taller the heels, the closer to jesus"-"the bigger the hai...
Posted by album drops june 22 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST