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Jeff Hilliard

Dry hump like no one is watching.

About Me


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I am currently in recovery for sex addiction, so ladies, we will adhere to a strict dating plan. I will not put out until after the fourth date, and if you play your cards right you could end up making out with me in an alley behind a dumpster. I am a hopeless romantic... I know women like men that are a challenge, so I have a tattoo on my arm that says homo. My ideal dream woman is a lady who can handle a high level of disappointment. Ladies, I do have a reputation in the bedroom. I am known as two pelvic thrusts and a quiver. Then, there is my awkward finishing face followed by some karate chops and howling. I do a character in the bedroom called Ninjawolf who was raised by wolves and later by ninjas. I do this to distract you until I can get it back up again.

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My Interests

I enjoy film making, photography, and stand up comedy. Having pillow fights with hobos, carnies, and homeless people. The University of Kansas Men's Basketball Team. Having spontatious sex with strangers in public. I also like to frequent strip clubs dressed as a catholic priest.

I'd like to meet:

I am a narcissist, so I would like to meet people with a low enough self esteem and the right amount of self hatred that are able and willing to listen to me talk about myself for the rest of eternity... I would also like to meet all punk rockers.Join my mailing list!

Music:

Sucker Punch Tuesdays

    MTV Music Videos MTV Shows Entertainment News

Movies:

Dark Comedies

Television:

'Violent Mastrbation with Pat Robertson' and 'Dancing With The Tards'

Books:

A Confederacy of the Dunces

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Bill Murray, Peter Sellers, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Todd Solondz, Dave Kushner, Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Self, Martin Luther King, Ron Paul, and Gandhi. Plus bank robbers and anybody that will make me one of their top friends on myspace and will also acknowledge my existence in public. Oh and all of you who watch my videos and subscribe to my profile...

My Blog

Signs from above

I think I have always been searching for a deeper meaning to life. During a tough period of my life I was having hard time understanding the idea of the excistance of some sort of God or grasping the ...
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

Chevelle Music Video "The Fad"

Chevelle gave me an opportunity to make them a music Video for "I Get It" and so I seeked out my friends at Boulevard Industries and the directing team Citizens of Tomorrow to help me make a great vid...
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST

Let’s Fucking Do This!

People often send me messages wanting to know more about me, to describe myself, so here I go.  I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky.  My favorite thing to do is early...
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:19:00 PST

Chevelle Music Video "I Get It"

I got an opportunity to help make a music video for my friends Chevelle. You can see it at www.youtube.com/JeffHilliard
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:43:00 PST

My relationship with my higher power

Sometimes I curse God because I wasn't born with enough middle fingers so I may be able to truly express how my heart feels.
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST

International Male Sex Symbol

Inside my head I tell myself that I am an international male sex symbol and when I walk into a room I don't just turn heads, I snap necks. However in reality when I walk into a room I feel people are...
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

Fear of Success (Sucker Punch Tuesdays)

I use to be in a punk rock band called Sucker Punch Tuesdays which became pretty successful. However I was suffering from panic attacks, it was a nightmare every Tuesaday I would feel trapped and wou...
Posted by Jeff Hilliard on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST