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Woody Allen

I am two with nature.

About Me

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

My Interests

Writing, Playing Clarinet

Music:

Louis Armstrong, Bix Beiderbecke, Ornette Coleman, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonious Monk, Charlie Parker, Sidney Bechet, George Gershwin

Movies:

What's Up, Tiger Lily? • Take the Money and Run • Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story • Bananas • Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) • Sleeper • Love and Death • Annie Hall • Interiors • Manhattan • Stardust Memories • A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy • Zelig • Broadway Danny Rose • The Purple Rose of Cairo • Hannah and Her Sisters • Radio Days • September • Another Woman • New York Stories • Crimes and Misdemeanors • Alice • Shadows and Fog • Husbands and Wives • Manhattan Murder Mystery • Bullets Over Broadway • Don't Drink the Water • Mighty Aphrodite • Everyone Says I Love You • Deconstructing Harry • Celebrity • Sweet and Lowdown • Small Time Crooks • The Curse of the Jade Scorpion • Hollywood Ending • Anything Else • Melinda and Melinda • Match Point • Scoop • Cassandra's Dream

Books:

Getting Even, Side Effects, Without Feathers, Mere Anarchy

Heroes:

Ingmar Bergman