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About Me

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Every person is a chasm, it makes you dizzy to look down...
Also, most of the time, I am bored.
I want to marry the king of the divan.
DISCLAIMER:
Just for the record, my My Space URL is "Miss Mishugana" but I am not Jewish. I am a shiksa kind of mishugana lol In fact, what it is, is that I like the word "mishugana"... For those who don't know what it means, "mishugana" (or meshugganah)basically means "crazy person" in Latin, errr I mean in Sanskrit, errrr no no it's in Aramaic, aaaah errr oh yeah, yeah, in Yiddish. Yeah that's it, Yiddish.
So... I am not Jewish and I do not believe in organized religion of any kind. Human beings seem to always have this need to form groups. From forming different countries and being all "patriotic" as they call it, to forming clubs, sports teams, churches etc, humanity has invented one million ways of hating each other. I choose to believe in compassion and in everyone playing nice with each other. If someone is not playing nice, I simply avoid them while trying not to judge them too much.

END OF DISCLAIMER
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I am Gandalf, be my friend!
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars"
Jack Kerouac

My Interests

Romeo & Juliet

I like all things morbid and many things foofy foofy. Bohemian stuff, goth stuff, victorian stuff, art deco stuff, art nouveau stuff. People who actually use their brain for real, hard core, deep thinking. Peanut butter and raw broccoli (together). The ocean.

DISLIKES: I dislike malicious gossips and people who spread rumours as well as people who choose to believe them.

People who are afraid to live. People who are tactless. People who cheat on their spouces. People who use the "F" word every 2 other words. Vulgar people. Rude and inconsiderate people. Sociopaths. Cowards. People with no manners.

Beautiful Mutants

Woody Allen

Brother Theodore

I'd like to meet:

Les amoureux qui s'bÃ©cott'nt sur les bancs publics.
A randomly picked telemarketer.
Metatron.
My twin flame.
10 people who were born on the same day and year as myself, who have the same IQ as mine.
The person with the highest IQ on the planet, and the person with the lowest IQ on the planet.

Me, as a mother or as the child.

Famous people I'd like to meet:
Josh Holloway
Mark Mothersbaugh
Mitchell Hurwitz
Jeremy Sisto
Stephen King
Tim Burton

Famous dead people I'd like to meet:
Brother Theodore
Charles Dickens
Shakespeare
Nijinsky
Sid Vicious
Shakespear
Lon Chaney
Victor Borge
Coco Chanel
Audrey Hepburn
Anne Frank
Cary Grant
Edward Gorey and many many more...

Dead people/animals I wish I could see again:

Justin Pettee
Mike Libby
My grandparents
My uncle Jim
My cat Che
My guinea pig Salvo
That squirrel...

Music:

Steely Dan. Frank Zappa. Frank Sinatra. Syd Barrett. Electronica, techno, jungle - drum & bass, industrial, indie, alternative, garage, opera, punk, hip hop, klezmer, silence.

Movies:

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It is done solely by nicknames so
we won't know each other's private details.
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Favorite Movies:

The Cuckoo
The Visiters
Everything is Illuminated
Labyrintho del Fauno
Howl's moving castle
Spirited Away
The Time of the Gypsies
Ciao Professore
Triplets of Belleville
Amelie
The Green Mile
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The thing about my folks
Wings of Desire
Dogma
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Love and Death
Radio Days
K-Pax
Arsenic and Old Lace
Escanaba in da moonlight
Kitchen Stories
Seducing Dr. Lewis
Le dinner de cons
all Asterix movies
all Gerad Depardieu movies
all Louis De Funes movies

Television:

I have one but out of choice I don't have cable, that's coz cable in my area SUCKS. I have Netflix though.

Through Netflix, I have enjoyed watching
Six Feet Under
Curb your Enthusiasm
The Piglet files
Dead Like me
Arrested Development
Soap
Monk
Psych
Trailer Park Boys

One of my all time fav shows is the old comedy "Green Acres". Apparently it has cult status. Knowing this makes me feel more normal!
Go Arnold Ziffel!!!! Oink! Oink!

Books:

My most fav writer is Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Most fav book is The Perfume by Patrick Suskind. I love Dickens, in fact I adore him. I also like devouring the New Yorker magazine, it's so much more interesting than the Old Mainer magazine (if only there even was one...).

Heroes:

I don't believe in having heroes. I don't like people making me their hero either. But my hero could be blue cheese... I love blue cheese! I want to be blue cheese, I want to date blue cheese, I want to run in the woods in slow motion with blue cheese, I want to go on a boatride at sundown with blue cheese!

My Blog

With His Wooden Leg Under His Left Arm

Lately my secret pleasure is watching BBC versions of Charles Dickens work at 2 o clock in the morning. while smoking and drinking gin. Gandalf is either on my lap or sleeping on the foor under ...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:21:00 PST

I found my motto.

hey this is definitely me in a nutshell, be mad or chillobsessed with angelsor machines,the final wishis love It's from Allen Ginsberg's poem "Song". ...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

sonnet 116-Shakespeare

..> This is my fav Shakespeare sonnet. The first time I read it I was in the tube (subway) in London. SONNET 116 Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is ...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

Sei Shonagon style

There's nothing worse than a book written by an uneducated person. There is nothing sadder than an ugly woman trying to act cute. There is nothing more vulgar than a man mentioning how much...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

They exist in the UK but not in the USA

This is not a rant against America, don't you all start getting patriotic on me and/or saying things such as "no we dont have cordless irons but we have a button that can blow up the world in 3 second...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

Interstate 380 by Peter Libbey

Interstate 380By Peter Libbey While driving I mistook a telephone pole for Jesus and in my initial confusion sang this prayer: ...oh lord of beggars b...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

Am I becoming a hypochondriac?

Am I becoming a hypochondriac? I don't think so, it's just that recently I have been through two very simmilar incidents of lack of hygiene. They were like an episode from Curb Your Enthusi...
Posted by Jen on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

The life aquatic with Steve Zissou

I finally watched the movie last night. I definitely liked it. I recognized and got the point of the Cineccita theme in the beginning, and was glad to see the Cineccita reference in t...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST

my fav Shakespeare sonnet

SONNET 116 Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-fixed ma...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

Funeral blues

Funeral Blues Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,Silence the pianos and with muffled drumBring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let ae...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST