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Shirley Q Liquor

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi I am Mrs. Shirley Q liquor. I am a single mother of 19 kids. We stays down here in urrnge Texas. I drive a 1972 Sammy Davis Jr Cadillac Cordoba. I hangs with my best friend in the whole wide world Mrs. Watusi Jenkins. Thats when she not busy with her husband Otis or in the state penitentiary getting her head shocked.
I still has to watch out for Big Chiffon. She is a big bulldogga that tried to marry me and put a ring on my toes

I stays at home and works on these internets, and myspaces and thangs chattin’ with the mens, and making thangs at my website www.cafepress.com/shirleyqliqour Its to put my chirrens through school and buy them extra milks and thangs when they needs it.
When I get a chance I like to go and cheer for the football menz
Oh alright now, I think i’m going to click my inbox and see what ya’ll is sayin to me. Let me know if there is anything you want to know on here or see.
tell yo momanem I axted how she durrin
people want me to visit them sometimes too and do a show. you can do these thangs at www.divasanddjs.com

My Interests

Going to Church, going places with my friend wasusi, fried chickens, sweet potatoe pies, yams, collard greens, black eyed peas, pork chopsis, chicken gizzards, hot gravies, double cheeseburgers, chitlins, watermeloms, koolaids, tatertops with cheese, raisin my roudy chirrens, watching my two twin gay boys drag shows, sittin on the internets and chattin with the menz and homosexicals

I'd like to meet:

Maya Angelyou, Oprah, Bob Barker, Diana Ross and her psychic friens, Michelle Obama, Bill Clifford, all the menz and my friends on the myspaces.

Music:

Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ray Price, Ray Charles, The Temptatioms, Arefa Fanklin, Diano Ross, Beyonsay, The Silver Platters, Brian McNike, Gladys Nite and the pimps, RuPauls
Here go me some samples behind the microphones

If you like what you hear, and want to help support me and these hongray 19 chirrens. you can always help us out and entertain your friends and you can order your cds at this websikes up in hurr
http://www.shirleyqliquorcds.com/

Movies:

The Nutty Professor, Blair Witchcraft Project, Dream Gurls, White gurls, Queens of Comedy, Soul Plane, Titanic

Television:

The Price is Right, Oprah, The Jeffersoms, Sanfurd and Son, Two Big Fat Womens, Jerry Spranger Show, Montel, Ricki Lake, Cosby Shows, Soul Trane and all of my other stories

Books:

The Bible, Ebony Magazine, National Enquira, Oprahs

Heroes:

Oprah Winfreys, Maya Angeloub, Weezie Jeffersom, Arefa Franklin, Khia, and all the other peoples before me

My Blog

My Trip to miami beaches

Well gulls, and all you menz out there.  I think I am finally over my post miami beaches depressions.  oh it was turrible.  I likes it down there.  its amazing how you can feel whe...
Posted by Shirley Q Liquor on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:57:00 PST

to my chirrens in miami beaches

Well gulls, i'm just still packin' my wigs for miamisI'll be headed down there in my greyhound soon and meeting Miss Heffy, he be ridin' his greyhound into fort lauderdales with his big booty.and We'...
Posted by Shirley Q Liquor on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST