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Ass Knuckles

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"It is difficult to describe what goes on within The Mystery Hole, since it is so mysterious that we are forbidden to reveal it."

My Interests

Fisting across America!

I'd like to meet:

boys, goats and things. local people. other meatballs. fuck you.

Music:

The Hidden Cameras The Delgados The New Pornographers Siouxsie and the Banshees Cocteau Twins The Elected The Beautiful South Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins This Mortal Coil The Ladybug Transistor Colourbox The Raveonettes Xiu Xiu Severed Heads Arcade Fire The Horrors The Kills Neko Case and Her Boyfriends Erasure Pet Shop Boys Tarnation Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Fiery Furnaces His Name Is Alive Fleetwood Mac Dead Can Dance Vinny Miller The Wolfgang Press Clinic Pixies Throwing Muses The Human League Rufus Wainwright Peaches Moloko St Etienne Goldfrapp Broadcast The Postal Service Royksopp Shelleyan Orphan Swans St Vincent The Rosebuds The Magnetic Fields The 6ths Nick Cave Tori Amos Pale Saints Lisa Germano Belly Michael J Sheehy The Futureheads The Rapture Pink Martini Client The Knife Hot Chip Cass McCombs

Movies:

Eraserhead Desperate Living Julian Donkey Boy Best In Show Drop Dead Gorgeous GUMMO Welcome To The Dollhouse Happiness Palindromes Mulholland Drive Inland Empire Female Trouble For Your Consideration The Cremaster Cycle

Television:

Strangers With Candy Arrested Development League Of Gentlemen Kids In The Hall The Young Ones Six Feet Under

Books:

The Idiots' Guide to Dating, The Spartacus International Gay Guide to Europe. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices.

Heroes:

Penny Jaxon (She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword).Dancy S'notra. Handy Headless. SinYellow.

My Blog

downy

The drunk downy danced 'til dawn in the dungeon!  She declared, "you don't deserve to drink my douche, you dirty devil!!!  Damn!
Posted by Ass Knuckles on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:28:00 PST

Her double-dose Dexatrim diet dilema.

Her disastrous divorce drove her to a dreadful depression.  But later, she divulged the delightful details about her decomposing daughter to a dim-witted detective.  Then she got drunk. ...
Posted by Ass Knuckles on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

High D

Her deviant desires drove her to rub her dick in a dirty diaper.  Damn!    
Posted by Ass Knuckles on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:20:00 PST

food

The health department closed my legs!!!  Damn!
Posted by Ass Knuckles on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:58:00 PST

Handy Pants

The dangerously devilish dangling digit dived deep into her dank dirty delicious derriere.  Damn!
Posted by Ass Knuckles on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST