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Trix

How Dare You?!".. ..

About Me

There shall now be a slight pause, while everyone says; "Who Cares?" I'm not out to change the world. I have some friends I have had almost all my life. I have been called a workaholic by more than one person. I shave twice a day. I'm the sort of man who subscribes to playboy. Well, I would ... if, erm.. I liked that sort of thing...(Gentelman's Magazine; my ass! To make matters worse, the chicks were completely starkers!) I think true success is finding a happy compromise & life is like a toilet; you get out of it, what you put into it.

My Interests

Diggin' in yer' Dirtbox ... Plowin' the dark rich soil ...

I'd like to meet:

Myself ... in a dark alley...Way-Hey~!
Your 1920's Name is:
Farris Washington What's Your 1920's Name?

Music:

Jazz/DanceBands/ Folk/Novelty/ Western/Swing/ Blues/Punk/R&B/ ska/Etc. Pop music of 1900-1957 suits me best-- So many people, and so much talent from that era. When one hears a vintage performer for example, you might get some of the best elements of pure humanity and raw talent that seems to be so latent in today's recordings. Don't get me wrong, there's some great stuff out there for the Hi-Fi's, but I have collected old 78 RPM records all my life.. I was rather alternative before it was fashionable. I grew up during this so called "Classic Rock" era & found the music always sickened me. As a result, I was a bit out of touch with the heavy metal scene. Along came the naughty 90's & musically, things were opening up & interesting again. I picked up an old Banjolele & made the scene.. ah, penty O' dank & sweet filthy youngsters ready to experiment with their sexuality ... Erm.. I always go back to the vintage music & never get sick of it. Just when you think you have heard it all, there is always something "new" to disc-cover! Ukulele Ike Rules!

Movies:


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?Eddie Cantor,George Formby..(gasp)..Kevin Smith, Laurel & Hardy, Harold Lloyd,Pornography ("tastful"...oral that is ... Tha's a Joke Son. Not really into the snuff and scat scenes..can't say as "water sports" do much for me either, however I will piss on you, if you must have it and my bashful bladder allows... Harold & Kumar,The Wild Party, The Front Page, Auntie Mame, Mr. Hulot (Jacques Tati)

Television:

I watch Cartoons.. Some vintage animation I really like.. Family Guy is a fave ...I also seem to really relate to British Sit-coms as well as getting-off in general... Steptoe & Son, Bottom, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, And Hancock's Half Hour (The Radio series is my all time fave) Hancock Rules!

Books:



Sign My Yearbook! "Sexual Intercorse for (or with?) dummies" Gibbons' "Decline & Fall", Homer's "Odessy", TV Guide.. uh.. Dirtbox Delights and oh yes, Ass Masters' Monthly

Heroes:

Popeye & Will Hay

My Blog

I'm going to rape you all ...

Everyone has treated me like shit today & I don't think I ever do anything that's all that bad, really. So, I'm going behind the scenes,  for now.... you have heard of "good by stealth", no d...
Posted by Trix on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

Aye Don't Fucking Belieeevee it!

  So I got the fucking stomach flu the weekend of Christmas...I was running around the store vomiting and it was appearent to everyone. Yes, I have witness as well as spattered shoes. Actually, t...
Posted by Trix on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Name Game

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Posted by Trix on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

The Bill Fields Survey (reposted)

  The Bill Fields Survey--- I Love that man's humor... Subject: The WC Fields Survey Body: The WC Fields Surveyby WC FIELDSInstructions:See how many of the following things you have done.Ad...
Posted by Trix on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

Call it what you will...

Good Morning, Playmates. It has been said that "Love makes the world go round". However, I never found this to be so....It really seems to be that bartering tool a woman conceals within her pants.... ...
Posted by Trix on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

"piss!"

How to make a Trix Ingredients:3 parts friendliness3 parts arrogance3 parts empathy Method:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy! Username:http:/...
Posted by Trix on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:48:00 PST