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Ruby Ann Boxcar

Queen of Trailer Park Cuisine, Author, Celebrity Personality, Temptress of Song Ms. Ruby Ann Boxcar

About Me



THIS ONE IS MORE FUN THAN GETTIN' TWO CORN DOGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE AT THE STATE FAIR 'CAUSE YOUR OLDER DRUNKEN SISTER IS DATIN' THE LEGALLY BLIND CORN DOG FELLA. LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK Y'ALL!HERE IS YET ANOTHER FUN EXAMPLE FROM MY NEW DVD COOKIN' SERIES "ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN' WITH RUBY ANN". I HOPE Y'ALL LIKE THIS ONE, AND THE RECIPE IS GREAT.TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE SERIES OR TO PURCHASE A 45 MINUTE DVD PLEASE GO TO www.rubyannboxcar.com! Thanks, y'all!!! FEEL FREE TO DROP ME A LINE ABOUT THIS NEW SAMPLE OR ASK ME ANY KIND OF QUESTION YOU MIGHT HAVE ABOUT FIXIN' UP FOOD OR LIFE FOR THAT MATTER. I'M STANDIN' BY WITH KEYBOARD IN HAND!

Add to My Profile | More Videos A clip from Ruby Ann's new play DOUBLE-WIDE! Cooking with Ruby Ann

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My Interests

This here is a picture of me and my friend Liz enjoyin' a ride in the park. Or was that Helen Mirren? I get so confussed sometimes. I can tell you she sure can wear me out when I go visit her. You should try to keep up with the old gal!

I enjoy cookin', singin', and watchin' my husband Dew rebuild 8 track tape players. I know that someday there's gonna be a run on them things, and me and my husband Dew are gonna make a mint.

I'd like to meet:

This MYSPACE trailer door is always open to anyone who enjoys a good laugh, a fun story, or just a recipe or craft idea from time to time. I don't care if you're a man or a woman, young or old, solid color or plaid, or even country or rock and roll. As they say in the better part of Mexico, "Mi trailer es su trailer." Just as long as you ain't one of them folks who fills their web page with hateful, mean spirited, good for nothin' trash, you are welcome to be my friend. So if you are bitter about religion, life, or your fello man then thanks for stoppin' by and take care. But if your lookin' for a good time, and I mean that in a nice Baptist sort of way, then pull up a chair and join this little MYSPACE Trailr Park. After all, I like nice people regardless if they've been blessed enough to live in a trailer or not. After all, it ain't your fault if none of your relatives will ever be on COPS. I also enjoy talkin' with my fans from all around the world. By the way, y'all. This real nice fella named Jimmy made this picture of me based on one of my photos. Ain't he nice and talented. Well, I told him he should offer his services for anyone who wanted to pay him to make their pictures as well. Wouldn't a fun artistic take on you or a loved one make for a great birthday, weddin', or anytime gift? For pricin' information on turnin' your special loved one or a friend into a work of art, just go to http://www.myspace.com/jimmy_stewart_or_cc_deore. Tell Jimmy Ruby Ann sent you.

Oh and here are two good ol' boys that I just love. Mind you, I was born, was raised, and eventually will die a democrat, but I just can't help but eat these boys up. Miley Cyrus Photo Scandal
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Music:

I love country, especially that Reba gal and George Jones.With that said, I also love to listen to everything from Judy Garland,that maneating gal whose like a bird Nelly Furtado, all the way to English temptress Amy Winehouse, MIKA, and Lily Allen. And of course, the great Dame herself, Ms. Bassey, God lover her!

Add to My Profile | I also love Katie Melua! She's a lot like me, talented and beautiful. Lily Allen is just so fun!!! This is one of my newest favorites from across the pond named MIKA!!!! I Love the sound of his voice and music. Give it a listen and see what you think. mika

Add to My Profile | More Videos The above is one more of my favorites from MIKA! Enjoy! The wonderful Amy Winehouse, Queen of wild non-rehab "English caravan livin'"! I love me some Trisha now! OK, one last one from Katie Melua. Lord she has such a pretty voice!

Movies:

I really get into a good comedy. I also enjoy a good cry from time to time, which might be why I'm wearin' a pair of stretch pants a few sizes smaller than usual....This here song is from "Jerry Springer the Opera". Mind you the song ain't one you'd hear a good Baptist like myself singin'. A Methodist maybe, but still I love all the movie clips that it has in it. I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do. If the song lyrics are a bit too much for you may I suggest that you simply make the sound of gas bein' released from the human body every time the very talented Alison Jiear sings the F word. That way if one of your neighbors happens to pass by your trailer and hears the music comin' out of your poorly insulated windows, you won't sound so low class since all they'll hear is what appears to be ungodly stomach problems rather than filthy language. With that said, enjoy.I just wanna fuckin' dance

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Television:

I like them reality shows like My Name Is Earl. I watch that Drew Carey Show whenever I catch a rerun 'cause that Mimi is just plain old pretty. And don't even get me goin' on British TV. I love it! Old, new, you name it and I'm hooked on it. God bless that Mrs. Slocombe, she was one gal who was ahead of her time when it came to hair stylin'! Speakin' of which, rest in piece John Inman. We will never forget Mr. Humphries. And I also love me some Dawn French! Not only is she sexy, but she's also one of the funniest folks out there. Here judge for yourself when she and her cohostess Saunders have fun with Anastacia, who I love as well.

Books:

All and any of my books, WHICH MAKE GREAT PRESENTS!!

Heroes:

Tammy Wynette, Patsy, Dolly, Trisha, Liz Taylor, and again that Mimi gal from the Drew Carey Show.

My Blog

Where’s The Beef?

As I'm sure by now most of y'all have heard the Wendy's fast food chain has sold to the fella that owns Arby's.  First off, I had no idea Arby's was doin' that well.  If they can afford to b...
Posted by Ruby Ann Boxcar on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Things You’ll Never Hear Said In A Theatre

To kick off my very first blog on MYSPACE I asked my new friend David Hyde Pierce if I might use his very first blog.  He said "Yes," so here it is, and if you have ever done any kind of theatre ...
Posted by Ruby Ann Boxcar on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:57:00 PST