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MileHighGayGuy

I am the lead singer of Adults Incorporated.

About Me

1. MileHighGayGuy2. Out Loud 760AM3. I was a feral child raised by huge and lurid puppets. 5. I have always enjoyed the company of wolves. 6. I ate all the Frusen Gladje.6. Your kung-fu is no match for mine. 7. Misanthropic but working on it. 8. I've been tested with the Gom Jabbar. 9. I like big butts and I cannot lie. 10. Least favorite candy: Necco Wafers. 11. I mostly come out at night...mostly. 12. I'm not a judge in the legal sense of the word, but I hold an awful lot of people in contempt. 13. Concerned about falling victim to online sex predators, I'm giving serious consideration to deleting my myspace profile. 14. I want to get a tattoo on my forehead that says: POOR IMPULSE CONTROL 15. Dr. Octoroon is reporting for duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty. 16. I'll give you a proper knockdown. 17. I will bring you joy and success. 18. I am the Ninja of Love. 19. I am the Viking of Love. 20. Those who know, don't tell. Those who tell, don't know. 21. I am a delight, always showing up in an outfit that isn't even close to appropriate. 22. I am black, white and Native American. 23. I will eat you alive. Just like a Big Mac with fries and a Diet Coke with a yogurt parfait on the side.24. I love roughhousing with my dogs Sad Girl and La Whisper.25. I cold rock a party.26. I am the Mongol Horde of love.27. As you're pretty, so be wise/wolves may lurk in every guise/now, as then, 'tis simple truth/sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth.27. Misanthropic and fine with it.28. I cannot wait to dive into your situation.30. Aiden Shaw asked me to marry him. Jody Watley asked me to please not talk about Shalimar. Chelsea Handler asked me to score her some ecstasy. Amy Sedaris gave me her recipe for hot fruit. Ang Lee told me I reminded him of Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain. Caroline Rhea says I sound vaguely Canadian. Tony Curtis called me 'dear' and 'darling'. You Are A: Puppy !
Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your friendly nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!
You were almost a: Monkey or a Duck
You are least like a: Turtle or a Duckling What Cute Animal Are You?
Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Buffy Summers

You are a very strong individual. You do, however, have some trouble admitting how you truly feel. You've experienced a lot during your life, but you more than manage. Always willing to help, you're a great friend.


Buffy Summers


75%

Dawn Summers


67%

Spike


63%

Xander Harris


63%

Rupert Giles


58%

Willow Rosenberg


54%

Anya


50%

Tara Maclay


46%
Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
80%

Robin
75%

Spider-Man
70%

The Flash
70%

Iron Man
60%

Hulk
55%

Wonder Woman
55%

Supergirl
50%

Green Lantern
45%

Catwoman
45%

Batman
40%

You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

TURDUCKEN!!!! FROGS! I like to chase 'em. I like to catch 'em. I like to protect them from evil and harm. I like to keep them safe in a bucket. I like to show them to my sister. I like when they are very little.

I'd like to meet:

Collaborators and coaches. Senseis and Svengalis. Homunculi. The Genius Loci. Men in jockstraps. Wonderful freaks, not horrible freaks. More naked surfers. In theory, I'm interested in meeting all sorts of people. In practice, I'm reluctant to leave the comfort of my papasan chair.

Music:

Last 5 songs played on iPod: 1. The Healer-Erykah Badu 2. Life on a Chain-Pete Yorn 3. Wave of Mutilation-The Pixies 4. Sometimes Always-Jesus & Mary Chain 5. Friend of Mine-Notorious BIG

Movies:

1. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2. Dancer in the Dark 3. Without You I'm Nothing 4. Last Exit to Brooklyn 5. Master of the Flying Guillotine 6. West Hot American Summer 7. Bad, Flesh, Trash 8. Pan's Labrynth 6. For a Lost Soldier 7. An Andalusian Dog 8. Bad/Flesh/Trash 9. Kill Bill 10. Porn 11. Freaks 12. The Descent 13. Bugsy Malone 14. The Company of Wolves 15. Eyes of Fire

Television:

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2. Xena: Warrior Princess 3. Robotech 4. Planet of the Apes: The Series 5. Doctor Who 6. ANTM 7. Ultimate Fighter

Books:

1. We Have Always Lived in the Castle 2. Geek Love 3. Lavondyss 4. Dance on my Grave 5. Wraethu 6. Demian 7. In Watermelon Sugar 8. Troutfishing in America 9. The Plague Dogs 10. The Handmaid's Tale 11. The Boy Detective Fails

My Blog

Fox News at 9 transposes Vice-Presidential Debate report cards to show Palin as winner

At about 9:15 tonight, during an analysis of the Vice-Presidential Debate, Fox 31 News at 9 had a debate expert from DU on to discuss the debate and grade Biden and Palin's performances.On the graphi...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:31:00 PST

What a way to go - Stabbed to death in office frolic

Hello my luscious lovelies, don't tell anybody but I'm now the Denver Halloween Examiner on Examiner.com blogging as Doctor Von Monster about all the creepy, crawly, Halloweeny stuff going on around t...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:59:00 PST

MileHighGayGuy is looking for The Best of Gay Denver for Examiner.com

Hey Denverites,In my capacity as Denver Gay Examiner for Examiner.com I am looking to put together some lists of the people/places/things that make up the best Gay Denver has to offer and I could use ...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:42:00 PST

Win free tix to see Hal Sparks at Comedy Works in Denver

Hey gang,I've got 10 tickets to give away for Hal Sparks at Comedy Works in Denver tomorrow night at 10 p.m.Shoot an email to [email protected] telling me your all-time favorite moment from Queer as ...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:46:00 PST

Anybody for a nice thick slice of beefcake?

Cherry Creek Athletic Club athletic director Darren Parks and trainer Ryan Fasano were gracious enough to take off their shirts and pose for me at AIDS Walk Colorado on Saturday. I like that in a man....
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:30:00 PST

Check out September’s Instinct magazine - I wrote a lot of it!

The September issue of Instinct is on stands now and full to bursting with information by, for and about gay Denver.And here's what you'll find when you open the pages and turn to their "You Are Here"...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:07:00 PST

Win free passes to "Holding Trevor" this Friday at Starz from MHGG

The Denver Film Society is proud to announce that on Friday, July 11, "Holding Trevor" will be the latest movie featured in their Cinema Q program at Starz. And MileHighGayGuy is proud to announce tha...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:52:00 PST

My Gay Day at Elitch Gardens

Ok, after Family Field Day, PrideFest, and now Gay Day at Elitch Gardens, I am sunburned, exhausted and have maybe two functioning brain cells to my name so I'm gonna keep this simple.Gay Day at Elitc...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:22:00 PST

Last day to vote for your favorite gay bar in Denver

Hey folks, today is your last day to vote for your favorite GLBT bar/nightclub in Denver on MileHighGayGuy so head on over and vote for your favorite ASAP! The Wrangler is in the lead but it's still a...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

It’s raining Martha! Martha Wash confirmed to appear at Denver PrideFest 2008.

I just found out that Martha "It’s Raining Men" Wash has been confirmed to appear at PrideFest. Wow. If there is a more better choice or a more iconic performer for PrideFest, I don’t know...
Posted by MileHighGayGuy on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:09:00 PST