Grannie Pearl - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Im not old, Im an antique! I have been in a long term relationship with my man Jesus Christ. He is my lord and savior and he never lets me down. He answers my prays, each and every single day. I remember there was a pair of designer sunglasses that I saw at MACYS for $350.00 that I really wanted and I prayed about it til my heart ached. One weekend, my grandbaby came over to visit me on spring break from College and I found the money in her wallet one night when she was sleeping, it was more than enough for the glasses, so I only took what I needed and left the rest, Thank you Jesus!
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On a more serious note, I am an up & coming comedian. Like most comedians I was always told that I was funny. I've performed at the World Famous Comedy Store in La Jolla, California. I participated in Star 100.7's SUPERMOUTH contest which searched for San Diego's Next Great Radio DJ and beat out thousands to make it to the Top 8; which I am very proud of. I was a Judge for San Diego's Search For a Star and I am a contestant on Season 2 of NBC's AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.
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My Interests

My interests include anything that has to do with entertainment!
As you can see below, Grannie made her National Network Debut on NBC's America's Got Talent in June 2007!!!

I'd like to meet:

There are many people within the entertainment industry that I admire for their talent and contribution to comedic acting. When I was younger I would watch Flip Wilson and he amazed me with his character Geraldine. Later came Martin Lawrence (with his character Shanana and Big Momma) and Eddie Murphy who has so many, I just can't name them all. But today Tyler Perry rules, and thank God for him and his character Madea, because she is paving the way for me. Although, Im not trying to be Medea I am called Madea all the time in public it used to bother me but not anymore. People ask me to take pictures and I do, I just make sure they know who Ms. Granny Pearl is. I've even been asked for my autograph, but I don't sign anything unless people understand that I'm not Tyler Perry. I hope to meet him one day; and maybe, just maybe he can pass his torch to me.

Music:

Oh, I love Battle of The Bangos from Deliverence; make me horny! Squeel like a grandma!

Movies:

I love scary movies, they remind me of my family back in Mobile, Alabama.

Television:

I enjoy watching COPS every Saturday night at 8:00pm!
Baby, I can't get enough of it! Very few people know that it's the longest running black television program on TV!

Books:

I love pop-up books! I wish they made Cook Books that pop-up!

Heroes:

My Blog

THREE WORDS: HATE, HATE, HATE.

As America's Grandmother I feel it necessary to voice my opinion against HATE. HATE has been known to ruin empires, destroy families, crush dreams, end carriers, start wars and take lives. Like...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

10 random folks... Find yourself

1. You are so funny and I like watching you. I havn't known you for that long but we connected so fast. Your house is so clean even with your three little pets. I aint never saw anyo...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

BRITNEY SPEARS AT THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS

WHY BRITNEY? GIRL, I defended you. I believed in you. I THOUGHT you should get the kids. For christ sakes we shopped at the same antique store! When you first came on I new so...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

Paris Is Burning

On Tuesday August 8, Paris Hilton was bitten in the weee hours of the morning by her pet kinkajou named, Baby Luv. Apparently, Baby Luv refuses to put up with the shit that Tinker bell goes thro...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:52:00 PST

10 Ways to tell if you are GHETTO!

TOP TEN of Ghetto 1). If you got more fingers than teeth, maybe you is ghetto. 2). If you are renting your furniture, maybe you ghetto. 3). If you try to pass off Vienna Wieners as hotdogs, maybe you ...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

Mel needs his behind whooped!

Chald, Mel Gibson was arrested for DUI recently. And while we all know its no fun being made to do circus tricks in public by the police to proove that we are ok to drive, that gives&n...
Posted by Grannie Pearl on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST