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Patricia Villetto

Just another guitar playing lesbian comedian

About Me

I had a dream, a dream not unlike most little girls who grow up to be lesbians. As we played in the woods digging up worms to go fishing or practiced our softball swings we all wanted more. Secretly in our heart of hearts we all, young lesbians that is, wanted to grow up to be either comedians or folk singers. I DREAMT BIGGER. I wanted to be a lesbian folk singing comedian. Ladies and Genderless Lesbians that dream has now come true.a

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/18/2007
Band Members: LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS MONTH!“I Love Dick" Thursdays on www.Outlicioustv.com! Go to www.Outlicioustv.com to view taped episodes!
New Queer open MicGet your best queer gear ready for a monthly comedy show at LA’s Best Leather Bar. The 3rd Wed of every month queer comics take the stage for Strap on Stand up!

I'm also the BEAVER ON THE BEAR SCENE. If you'r a Bear or just a Bear Lover check out this new social networking site!
Influences: FOR THE LOVE OF DOLLY!:
Sounds Like: One nasty dirty little girl who hasn't had enough guitar lessons and who thinks vaginas, big or small, land dwelling or sky warriors, are funny to sing about. This little lady has gone pure CUNT-RY!
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

When Gerbils Attack!!!!!!!!!!

I was reading a book yesterday that mentioned a South American animal called the Capybara.  The largest rodent in the world.  Weighing up to 145 pounds.  Oh hell no.  How do w...
Posted by Patricia Villetto on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:42:00 PST

Crosses, Porn Shops, Fire works and Ammunition!

I’ve been heading cross-country for the 4th time in 3 years, not for a casual vacation but for the fast four day commute from NYC to LA. Unlike most I love it. Alone with nothing but my diet cok...
Posted by Patricia Villetto on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

Salted Pennies or how DJ Fun Sucker ruined my sex life?

For most of my adult life I have, being the Beaver Tracker, enjoyed the taste of women. That is until a horrible, wicked, evil, nasty, retched gay man asked "what does vagina taste like? I heard it ta...
Posted by Patricia Villetto on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:53:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons Why The Beaver Tracker Is A Gay Man!

10. I think it's ok to lie if the lie will get me laid 9. Dollywood may just be my Mecca 8. U haul is a dirty word. 7. I'm a slut 6. I'm torn between two women, Barbara and Bette 5. I fall in and out...
Posted by Patricia Villetto on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST