HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th

About Me

You might not know who I am yet, but one day you will- that's a guarantee. I'm a comedian and writer by the name of Holly Bruckner. Most of my comedy is far from clean. In fact I think it's safe to say that most of my comedy is down right filthy! But all my jokes are well written and contains killer punchlines and set ups.I was trained at The Ontario Improv which is where I made my comedy debut. Since then I've performed there as a real comedian and I've also done other Improvs in So Cal. As well as many other venues.
I'm the OFFICIAL comic of Extra Cans For the Needy as well as chair person of all their comedy events.Besides being a standup I'm also a writer, both humor and children's. I'm currently seeking a publisher to publish a humor book written by me and two very talented friends.
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This is patricia villetto singing about me being a whore.....

My Interests

COMEDY, COMEDY, COMEDY, COMEDY AND ART! Oh and I'm a narcissist so I'm totally in love with myself and find myself extremely fascinating so I'm definitely one of my interests.
"I am going for a level of perfection that is only mine... most of the pleasure is in getting the last little piece perfect."-Chuck Close

I'd like to meet:

People who can show me the ropes in the comedy and literary worlds. A publisher willing to take a chance. Fellow comedians. People who love comedy. People who I can network with.

MARGARET CHO
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Extra Cans
For The Needy

Mystery Mike

Cool Performers:

Lahna

Thai

Sean

Patricia

Jason

Tim

Erica

Kelly

Bruce

Ian

Cory and Chad

Luis

Phil

Kaitlin

K-von

Friendly Frank

Stand Up Guy

Lady Di

Anthony Stone

Skillz

Take 5
Gut BustersRosie

Cisco

Henrietta

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Comedy Related Profiles:

Ontario Improv

Hollywood Improv

HaHa Cafe

The Ice House

Downtown Comedy Club
Harley's Norma Jean Enterprises

Las Vegas Open Mic Comedy

Arizona comedy promotions

Women Who Kick Comedy Butt

Pretty, Funny Women

Improv Guestlist

Urban Lyrics Productions

Friends:

George

Blake
Kelsey
Melissa
Josie
Ahmanise

Nick
Marisa
Ebone
Marlain
Veronica

Sam

Music:

Garbage!!! I couldn't live without the band Garbage, Shirley Manson and the boys are GODS!Besides them I pretty much listen to anything ranging from Country to Lounge to punjabi. But I only like the best of each genre.
Good Music

Garbage

Peaches

The Music Lovers

Devotchka

Gogolbordello

Movies:

Bend It Like Beckham
Closer
I Heart Huckabees
Beetle Juice

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
GOLDEN GIRLS
Law and Order SVU

Books:

BLANKETSI like to read art history books.

Heroes:

Ellen DeGeneres because she had the courage to be who she is. She had such a hard time yet in the end she still managed to be on top.
Mystery Mike- the greatest man I've ever met
Margaret Cho- she say whatever she wants and isn't scared of anyone
My mother for many many reasons
And Shirley Manson for saving my life

My Blog

It’s been a crazy week...

So this last week has been pretty damn insane. It involved a lot of clubbin' and a whole lot of drinking. Some crazy stuff went down at the club...I probably shouldn't go into detail here...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

drinkn....

Leads to trouble....but god damn trouble can be so much fun!Best part of drinkin is the ability to just open up and meet new people.
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:14:00 PST

2 years...

So it’s been two years since the first time I graced the stage and called myself a comedian. It’s been a crazy ride with ups and downs. All in all I’m happy. &...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST

yay for championship comedy!

Championship Comedy- if you don't already know is Tim Chizmar's amazing show he puts on at the improvs. It's filled with comedy battles and wrestling legends. It's one of the most origin...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

Shit to fun

So last night started off really shitty....no details or anything because it's not important enough to repeat why. Anyways...So I was in a pretty bad mood so I decided to go to Oasis for the 9th...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:13:00 PST

Back to my message

I've been thinking a lot lately about my comedy. I know that I have the stigma of a dirty comic and I don't get booked for a lot of shows because of it. Also that the shows I do get booked...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:06:00 PST

A Valid Point

I hate when Christians try to dismiss science or defend their beliefs but use no facts. Like I have this one friend who doesn't believe we are causing global warming and I was like "excuse...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST

Reflection on 2007

I have very mixed feelings on 2007. There's was good and there was bad but I guess that can be said for any year.Comedy wise the year went great! Exceeded my expectations. I di...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

haha they made a movie about me!

Okay so I was an overweight Homecoming Queen who went through hell to win. Now I see that there is a lifetime movie about me! Okay not about me but a similar story...I wasn't unpopular though......
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

My first spoken word peice...

This is the first spoken word peice I ever wrote and I wrote it today....(is it still spoken word when I'm not performing it?) To every person If you hear me cursin' Muttering to myself It's abou...
Posted by HOOLY Ontario Improv 24th and 25th on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:21:00 PST