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CORY & CHAD

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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We would like to Thank Jesus and Baby Jesus For making us Twins. It has been the greatest gift we have ever received... Identical Twins can do things a normal person cant do. Twins all over the world are using being Identical Twins to their advantage. If you want a twin, Vote for Stem Cell Research, or go to France. we hear you can get a clone for like 30 grand and a box of Mike and Ike's.

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy,Fishing,Camping,Shooting and any other thing we want to do. "CUZ WE CAN".....

I'd like to meet:

We would like to meet Robin Williams,Howard Stern,Hulk Hogan,Dave Chapelle,Too short, ALL the original members of N.W.A R.I.P. Eazy-E...Snoop Dogg, The President of Mexico,Santa Claus,Our Dad,Pee wee Herman,cheech and Chong,Tooth fairy,Michael jackson,the sparklets water guy,Andy Dick,Korn,and Your MOM...... We would also like to meet any comedian or actor that isnt a D*ck.. And of course we want to meet our fans. Without you we could never do what we do. Its a huge stress relief for us to perform and we have you to thank for that!!

Music:

Rap,Hip Hop,Metal,Classic Rock,Blues,Old School,Porno Music And just about anything that makes you bob your head...

Movies:

Willy Wonka(The real willy wonka not the jonny depp P.O.S.) Friday,Graffiti Rock,Beverly Hills Cop,48hRS,Trading Places,Stand By Me,Christmas Vacation,Good Fellas,Wild Style,Back To School And Menace 2 Society...

Television:

Entourage,Simpsons,Food Network, Re-Runs of Whats Hapening,Small Wonder. Wonder Years, Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader, Comedy Central,Weeds,Poormans Bikini Beach,Three's Company,Football, and anything that isnt a chick flick or some emotional roller coaster. We like watching something that makes us laugh most of all.

Heroes:

The Twin Towers Of Comedy

My Blog

THE DIRTY SHOW

We are very pleased to announce we have signed a deal that will bring the Dirty show to SoCal for the rest of the Year.   Thats right, The Twin Towers will be bringing you the dirtiest comics fro...
Posted by CORY & CHAD on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER

Thanks to everyone who watched the show. We were watched by more people than game 4 of the NBA FINALS. And thats just f*cking awesome!!!   we also want to Thanks Jeff Foxworthy and Fox for puttin...
Posted by CORY & CHAD on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:12:00 PST