My day at the Renaissance Faire with Peter Pan |
this is peter pan aka randy constan. i was lucky enough to get a glimpse of him in his natural habitat. you may recognize peter pan from his website, www.pixyland.org, a website that gets passed aroun...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:23:00 PST |
R.I.P. Charlie, the worlds smelliest Pommeranian |
Charlie aka Ratso aka Danny aka Daddy aka Ryan aka Charles in Charge aka that little shit that looks like a bear is dead. he was born sometime in early 95 to a bitch mother. he was 13, blind deaf and...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:37:00 PST |
orange county girls love bacon |
tonight i learned a valuable lesson: orange county girls will do anything for bacon.i went to a club and pulled out 3 strips of turkey bacon from my pocket and automatically recieved 3 free drinks. 1...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST |
im on drugs. |
this is the best thing i have ever written. or at least it feels like the best because i am on drugs. i am sick.i forgot what i was writing about because i ran to the tv to watch a pivotal part of bio...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:43:00 PST |
how to get a Grant Cotter body in time for summer! |
a lot of people keep asking me how i maintain my physique. its actually quite simple to have a grant cotter body. so ive put together a strict daily diet plan in order to reach gc perfection. simply f...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:42:00 PST |
cute puppies and Paris |
I got a job for PETA. I just sit in an office and file papers all day. I suppose Im a PETAfiler. Yesterday I fell asleep at work and Robert Goulet fucked with all my shit. Lindsay Lohan is still i...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Restless Leg Syndrome |
It has recently come to my attention that I have a condition that effects thousands of people in the United States and Canada, RLS. Restless Leg Syndrome.The most distinctive or unusual aspect of the ...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST |
on a serious note. |
in life we all go through phases. at one point in my life i went through a few, ghostbusters, ninja turtles, wearing womens underwear, rollerblading. then there was a phase, a phase to out do the res...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST |
bulletins |
As you may or may not know, I am a second degree black belt. I have been doing theKarate-Do for about 13 years. I am considered a deadly weapon in the eyes of the law.Which is really flattering..........
Posted by Grant Cotter on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST |
GrantCotter! probably knows someone who might be a sagitarious? |
[i love it when people point out/ask obvious shit.] brackets are sicky if you didnt already know that.grant youre drunk. oh my god grants wearing shorts.youre drinking corona? niice.holy shit grant y...
Posted by Grant Cotter on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST |
