I'd like to meet:
If you buy me as a pet, I will find out where you live, and pee on you... then I will delete you. Oh, and I know how much I'm worth, so don't even bother with that crap.
Music:
"Bald Like Me" Bruce Baum
Movies:
The Trouble With Lou, Speedway, Airplane, This Is Spinal Tap, The World’s Greatest Lover, Being There, Tapeheads.
Television:
McHales Navy, Make Me Laugh, The Simpsons, Burn.
Books:
"Tastes Like Chicken" Bryson Lang http://www.brysonlang.com/ All My Best Friends - George Burns, Born Standing Up - Steve Martin, My First Movie - Stephen Lowenstein, Andy Kaufman Revealed - Bob Zmuda, If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell,