Johnson Profiles
2X Johnson
Double the pleasure, tripple the chuz
Big Sexy Johnson
I put Ketchup on my Ketchup.
Clipper Johnson
I probably hate you.
Dick Johnson
Oh, that's nice!
Dictator Johnson
Bang, Bang take off your pants!
Magic Stick Johnson
Balls Deep!! To the Clown-Nose!!!
Juan Johnson
MyPimpHand (YourPimpHand)2
Moondoggie Johnson
Just happy to be on the outside.
Strangling Jack Johnson
Fear the Plankton!!!
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PRODUCTION STILLSGALLERY
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned
SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY
TONY FINAAZO'S TAXIDERMY
FROM WITHIN
PSYCHO CHRISTMAS
Music:
Some of our original music include: "If I had a female android", "Dab-Ferned New Fangled Technology", "Fell off the Wagon", "Cock-Eyed Man", "Free-Ballin'", "Sports Center Junkie", "Abduction Blues", and other goofy songs that have no relevasnce in this world...thank god. For More, Check out:www.swingingjohnson.com
Movies:
Our first full length motion picture is "Driving Bill Crazy" wich is due out in early 2006 (Release dates may or may not be subject to change based on whether or not we're lying right now). But for now, we have a bunch of really retarted short films and teasers. And of course there much more stupidity on the way. I know you can't wait.
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COMING SOON!
Heroes:
Dave "Silky Johnson" Chapelle, The T-Rex, Superman, Bleeding Gums Murphy, George Carlin, Batman, Timpleton, Rip Tourne, Rip Talor, Jack the Ripper, The band that originally sang, "Come on Eilene," Johny Depp, White Castle, your mother, Huggy Bear, Paris Hilton, Hellen Keller, Bat-Boy, Osama Bin Hidin', Hugh Hephner, Bruce Lee, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Jerky Boys, Jerkin it (yes, I mean jaggelin off), Mr. Tamborine Man and of course his tamborine.
