Jack

Jack "Jables" Black

Poo tastes better with some salt!

About Me

What about me?

My Interests

Shrooms, Writing music, playing my skin flute,tossing my girl around like a "hoe" and then forcing her to make me pancakes.

I'd like to meet:

Poo loving hermaphadites, transexual buttermilk biscuit eating, cow tiping, music loving while eating poon-tang having, ahhh the hell with it saying, hmm...just some cool kats!

Music:

Quiet Riot, Def Lepeard, Barney Kessel, Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Fulton Kicks, The Cure, The Clash, The Queers, Velvet Underground, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, Berry White, Placebo

Movies:

Movies with Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Judy Garland, Penelope Cruz, Adolf Hitler, and lets not forget the German Schister videos.

Books:

Yeah thats what I forgot to look over in college....hmm maybe thats why I make you laugh you fudge eaters!

My Blog

Hello good people.

Its about time. King Kong soon to be released. I love you all. I want to see boobies, ladies wanna show me? You all rule, thanks for the support, keep the dream alive! Cheers Jackie-O
Posted by Jack "Jables" Black on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey all!

Its the Jables here with a few words. I love you all, and I need to remind you that when you send me dirty photos of your girlfriend, please make sure that you are not in the same photo. When I jerk...
Posted by Jack "Jables" Black on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh my lord and one more.....

In Greek legend the son of Zeus and Danae He and his mother was set adrift in a chest, but rescued by the intervention of Zeus. He was brought up by KING POLYDECTES, Who, wishing to secure Danae, g...
Posted by Jack "Jables" Black on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boom boom time for scarlet

She sat in the house with a look of disgrace Her face was green as she felt outta place Her butt was large and inflamed as all hell She was about to take a shit that would really smell Her name wa...
Posted by Jack "Jables" Black on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fishing the seas of eggs and bacon

Fishy little fishy why do you not like thee? Is it my overly hairy body and out of control acne? I have picked through more poo then I can remember Just to find you little fishy who's name is cucum...
Posted by Jack "Jables" Black on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST