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Latricia White

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello Myspacers.I am made of chocolate.My son is a candy klepto.My daughter is a hillbilly pimp.They’ve both been arrested on Cops.My father is a six foot chicken.My cat is always in heat and has taken my virginity on many occasions.Now back to me,I am a jobless loser.I would like to get into comedy.I have no choice.I have been fired from everything else.You name the job and I have probably been fired,canned downsized,let go or terminated from it.My last job fired me twice.Two months after rehiring me they said "Bitch we was right the first time now get the hell up out of here!" My life is a train wreck.I would commit suicide but I don’t think anyone would come to my funeral.And that would kill me!

My Interests

Getting a job.

I'd like to meet:

Other comedians.Fans of comedy.

Television:

Masterpiece Theater.Sike!

Books:

What the hell is a book?

Heroes:

Anyone who hires me.

My Blog

Thats it! Ive had it!

I am outraged by the outrageous  messages I’ve been getting lately! To all of you that have asked the answer is NO! You may not eat my father. Milfred Von Chicken is my daddy! You peop...
Posted by Latricia White on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:12:00 PST

Do I look like a whore?

Dear friends (and people I hate), I have a serious question.Do I look like a whore?I was walking down the street,well actually limping down the street my right leg sometimes has issues,when a car pull...
Posted by Latricia White on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:07:00 PST

I found my daddy!

Hallelujah!The test came back positive!Milfred Von Chicken is my father!My deadbeat father!My deadbeat father that abandoned me fifty years before I was born!My deadbeat father that I would like to ea...
Posted by Latricia White on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

My video

Millions of people have asked me when I'm going to put a video on Myspace.Okay maybe not millions perhaps thousands.Wait a minute thousands is a bit of a stretch.Let's say hundreds.No hundreds is a li...
Posted by Latricia White on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:56:00 PST