I'm the love child of Milfred Von Chicken and The Lummox... I'm a sweet and cuddly child until you get to know me.
I'm MEAN and I plan on taking over the world! One human at a time. Be careful, you might be next!
Stop asking me if I'm a boy or a girl. I'm a hermaphrodite which means I'm both but neither. It also means I can have sex with myself. YAY FUCKERS.
