hello |
happy saturday after thanksgiving. Y(drawing of unbroken wishbone in upside-down turkey)(note: rest of turkey not pictured)
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST |
note: |
once upon a time
is the best way to start a fairy tale
because those kinds of stories happen upon a time
they don't happen "for a" time or "in a" time or "at a" time.
if you are somewhere and you...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST |
a waterfall |
is also a personfall
if you stand in the wrong spot.
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST |
dvd release. |
demetri martin. person.dvd.in stores september 4, 2007.(words about an object that features a person)
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST |
tv taping. |
hi.i am taping a pilot for comedy central.it will be on friday, september 7that unitel studios in new york city.there will be an audience there.if you want be in that audience, here is a link:http://s...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST |
man |
-oITI-U -IIman wearing T-shirt and U-shorts
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST |
~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~ |
to those who have triedbut only did failshaken and bruisedby tides and travaildrop not down your anchornor settle with rancor, nor idle or rest unassured.but instead be unmooredon the ship stay aboard...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST |
(12th shape) |
L gunLnoseL3 pmL chairLshin, footLsnake making sharp turnLcorner of room where i typed thisLapproximate shape of this list from far away...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST |
sometimes |
sometimes when i do a handstandit looks like i'm holding up the worldespecially ifyou look from a distanceand i say,"i got it. i got it."
Posted by Demetri Martin on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST |
: > ) |
i hateyourringtone.
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST |
