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Demetri Martin

i am. (for now)

About Me

i am a comedian.

My Interests

i am somewhat

I'd like to meet:

people at my shows.

Music:

i am composing some music

Movies:

i am writing some movies

Television:

i am making a show

Books:

i am publishing a book

Heroes:

i am sewing a costume

My Blog

hello

happy saturday after thanksgiving. Y(drawing of unbroken wishbone in upside-down turkey)(note: rest of turkey not pictured)
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST

note:

once upon a time is the best way to start a fairy tale because those kinds of stories happen upon a time they don't happen "for a" time or "in a" time or "at a" time. if you are somewhere and you...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

a waterfall

  is also a personfall if you stand in the wrong spot.
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

dvd release.

demetri martin. person.dvd.in stores september 4, 2007.(words about an object that features a person)
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

tv taping.

hi.i am taping a pilot for comedy central.it will be on friday, september 7that unitel studios in new york city.there will be an audience there.if you want be in that audience, here is a link:http://s...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

man

-oITI-U -IIman wearing T-shirt and U-shorts
Posted by Demetri Martin on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:04:00 PST

~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~

to those who have triedbut only did failshaken and bruisedby tides and travaildrop not down your anchornor settle with rancor, nor idle or rest unassured.but instead be unmooredon the ship stay aboard...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

(12th shape)

L gunLnoseL3 pmL chairLshin, footLsnake making sharp turnLcorner of room where i typed thisLapproximate shape of this list from far away...
Posted by Demetri Martin on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

sometimes

sometimes when i do a handstandit looks like i'm holding up the worldespecially ifyou look from a distanceand i say,"i got it. i got it."
Posted by Demetri Martin on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

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i hateyourringtone.
Posted by Demetri Martin on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST