You never know what I'm going to pull outta my kitchen mat!
egg my, MY salad.
..
peeing like a man, festivals, theatre, art, crinkle hang-up phones, music, film, using batteries as laser beams, books about how to write books, large seasonal displays of school supplies, the smell of play-doh, believing everything the magic eight ball tells me.
*powpow*
*sneeze*
*woof*
*sniff*
*puke*