1. I am blunt, sarcastic, witty, obsessive compulsive, vain, creative, narcissistic, egocentric, progressive, bemused, wordy, clever, electric, honest, easily disappointed, logical, disorientated, lazy, delayed in reactions, hyperactive, a feminist, a bit bi-polar, psychic, both overrated and underrated, quick-tempered, easily amused, hostile, a procrastinator and a bit apathetic.
2. I'm tired of empty requests from Spammers. I am not interested in your band if you're not interested in promoting it through a message at least. I'll even take the automatic ones that you copy and paste as long as it's a message instead of another empty request because I've been throwing a lot of requests out in the pile of deleted faces.
3. I've never been on drugs or under the influence of anything but caffeine and sugar shocks despite what may appear. I like gray squirrels and panda bears. I enjoy grocery shopping. I love making similies. I like sending letters that require stamps. I am 75 percent asshole according to this quiz .
4. Nothing I do is quick or easy. I don't write emails, I write novels. I expect disappointment in people and seem to get a lot of it. I am having trouble with new technology and wouldn't mind living in the 80s again even though while I was there I was only about 4.
5. I am what most would call a Cat Lady because I'm single and have two cats. Plus I take their photographs and a lot of the time love them more than people. I also like making lists.
6. I like driving my car and off-beat comedy that feels a little awkward. Especially in television shows which are subject to fail due to their awkwardness. Such as: Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Andy Milonakis, Life as we know it. Most of the things I enjoy get cancelled.
7. I write thank you letters for anything I receive and do it promptly after receiving. I'm not sure but this makes me weird some how. I wear things that my Grandma buys me especially when she's around because I think that's rude not to.
8. I get more sarcastic when placed in a department store. I grow embarrassed when I have loud music playing in the car while parked at a red light with the windows down. I roll them up on this occassion because I don't want to appear like a giant Douche Bag.
9. I'm filled with logic and can't comprehend when other people don't share the same logic. It baffles me. I yell at the television set even though no one can hear me. Except those in the room or the neighbors.
10. I enjoy cracking nuts more than anything. Perhaps not anything but it is one of my greatest joys. My favorite nuts are the walnut variety. When they are on the sidewalk I stop to crack them and then say: oh, that was a good one. I love the sound they make when they crack under my heal and am looking for other nut crackers to share company.
