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Jim Gaffigan

Um how does this thing work - I'm the real JIm G.

About Me


I’m an actor and comedian . I should write something interesting here i suppose... You can always go to my website jimgaffigan.com if you want to know more.
My CDs/DVDs are available at JimGaffigan.com , as well.
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Doing My Time - CD/DVD
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My Interests

Hot Pockets, Manatees, The Pope, sleep

CD & DVD ON SALE @ Borders, Best Buy, Barnes & Noble, Tower, Virgin, FYE, Coconuts, Specs, Strawberries, Amazon.com

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy my stand up and would like to see me perform when i'm in their area.

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Click here for most recent TOUR DATES or see my calendar above

I'll email you when I'm on TV or performing near you if you like. Just join my EMAIL LIST

Music:

P.A.T, Foo-fighters, Coldplay, John Mellencamp (I am from Indiana), a bunch music my wife refers to as "chick music", U2, and others i'm too insecure to mention.

Movies:

You ever not seen someone's favorite movie? They get furious. "you haven't seen goodfella's? what are you saying?" Apparently i'm saying your sisters a whore.Super Troopers, (My life will be complete if never have another person "meow' at me. If i got a nickel everytime someone meowed at me i'd be a nickelaire) Igby Goes Down, Three Kings, 13 Going on 30, the Great New Wonderful, Final....(Hey wait a minute he's just listing movies he's been in)I liked Breaking the Waves, On the Waterfront, Marty, - I cant think right now.

Television:

I watch a lot of TV, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.Here comes some bragging...."That 70s Show", "Ed", All the "Law & Orders", "Sex and the City", "Hope and Faith", "Conan O'Brien", "David Letterman", "Last Call", "Kimmel" blah blah blahIn reality I love cable news. Hardball, The Abrams Report, Greta van Sustren.

Heroes:

Pope John Paul II, Santa Claus, Dave Thomas, that guy or gal you're thinking of, people that go to my website jimgaffigan.com and sign up for my mailing list, my mom, that guy or gal who did that nice or heroic thing last week, Norma Rae, and of course Charro (she's a role model)

My Blog

David Letterman-Jim Gaffigan-June-26-2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZGPdk4uStM Hope to see you at one of the shows http://jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:33:00 PST

Im coming to YOUR College

Well, I am if you attend one of the colleges listed below. I love performing at colleges. A number of Private events and Colleges have been added to my schedule. Aug 02 |   PRIVATE EVENT ...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:00:00 PST

Meet and Greet or Greet and Meet

I seem to have received a lot of message lately about the "Meet and Greets" I do at my theater shows. Some confusion is understandable. I admit I sometimes I do "Greet" people before I "Meet" them. ...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:26:00 PST

Me and Mary-Kate Olsen

I know there have been rumors about me and Olsen twins for some time now. The twins are obsessed with me. I'm sure it is no coincidence that same night I'm on Letterman so is Mary-Kate. How con...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:58:00 PST

Why Im excited about Oklahoma

Today I put in my MySpace status box: Jim Gaffigan is excited to be going to Tulsa and Oklahoma City in July. I received some rather interesting messages in response:- Jim, are you kidding about b...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:11:00 PST

Im dedicating it to&..

You. That's right, you. Tonight my one hour special re-airs on Comedy Central for gazillionth time and I'm dedicating my performance to you. I realize the special was recorded a while ago but I wi...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

Second Show Added in Merrillville - On Sale Tomorrow Morning (6.12)

Dearest Friends, Thanks so much to everyone who bought tickets to my upcoming "Sexy Tour" shows in Indiana and Illinois. Due to demand, an additional show in Merrillville, IN is being added. They wi...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:55:00 PST

Jim Gaffigan at the Craft Service Table

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXXKlDVcg8 check out tour dates on my homepage. Homepage? does anyone really call it homepage? http://jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml http://www.face...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:23:00 PST

Brand Me Sexy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPz-yMSJIc See it wasn't my idea http://jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:23:00 PST

New Shows Added- Special Pre-Sale!!

Thanks so much to everyone who bought tickets to my upcoming "The Sexy Tour". Due to demand, additional shows are being added in the following markets: Oklahoma City Clearwater Omaha San Francisc...
Posted by Jim Gaffigan on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST