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About Me

Ask me about myself. Maybe I will tell you the truth. Maybe I will tell you a wanted truth. Maybe it will be an all-out lie. I cannot tell the future, so you will have to ask first then ask if I lied to you. My answer, of course, could be another lie, but I would doubt it. I try not to lie. But, then again, how can you believe that? I mean, this could all be a lie, right? I am not sure what is the truth anymore. All that is true is only true to one perspective.
What more can I say about myself? I have dangerous intentions with a strong conscience. I feel I am simple in nature, but complex in decision. Ask what you wish to know and I will be brutally honest about myself.
I think about changing the above, but really, I can't. What would I change? Life is all about the perspective in which you see it. It really doesn't matter how others perceive it, or how you perceive it, your reflection on life will not be changed easily. As easy as that is to say, let alone understand, why do we all run away from who we truly are? Sadly, very few of us accept ourselves, which makes it impossible to accept others as they are themselves. We only become what we see in others that we like.

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My Interests

Spiderman, books, movies, sports (watching and playing), kung fu, music, games, you (wink)...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet all sorts of people. Funny people, happy people, nice people. I also want to meet you there good lookin!

I don't want to meet mean people though, even the good looking ones.

Music:

Weezer, Flight of the Conchords, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, Get Up Kids, Bogart!, the Browns, Clash, British Invasion type(Animals, Beatles), Gorillaz, the Velvet Underground, Colin Hay, Men at Work, All, the Shins, Jawbreaker, Waxwing, DILF Dogs, Pink Floyd, Pixies, No Doubt, Police, Gut Reaction, Fall Out Boy, Beck, Foo Fighters, Stephen Lynch, Beach Boys, Rocky Votolato, Jeffrey Caissie, the Rentals, Beastie Boys, Outcast, Public Enemy, BEP, Peter Gabriel, Elvis Costello, Prince, Prodigy, the Who, Strokes, Jet, Bob Dylan, Pennywise, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Garageland, Super Delux, Travis, Sunny Day Real Estate, Greg Summerlin, Richard Hell, Yo La Tengo, Teenage Fanclub, X,The Blake Babies, Glitter Mini 9, Dilf Dogs, Wolf Parade, Baskervilles, All Systems Go, Bumblefoot, Phoenix, the Shins, the Go-Gos, ALL, Simon and Garfunkel, Classical, most poppy punk, punky emo, with time changes, good vocals, and strong writing...pretty much anything except country...

Movies:

Garden State, Science of Sleep, 300, The Departed, Gladiator, American Gangster, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Darjeeling Limited, Bourne Identity, Superbad, The Matador, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Desperado, 300, Big Labowski, Saving Private Ryan, Adventures in Babysitting, Casino Royale, Borat, All the Harry Potters, Transformers, Die Hard (all of them), Mr and Mrs Smith, A River Runs Through It, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Spiderman 1, 3 and 2, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, X-Men 1, 2, 3, V for Vendetta, Beerfest, Snakes on a Plane, Star Wars series, The Last Kiss, Pan's Labyrinth, Swingers, Ghost Rider, Braveheart, Amazon Women on the Moon, Lucky # Slevin, Battle Royale, Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Gangs of New York, Boondock Saints, The Fountain, Razor's Edge, and I will add more as I think of them...

Television:

Good Eats, Scrubs, the Office, Lost, Pushing Daisies, Dexter, Freaks and Geeks, Flight of the Conchords, Adult Swim. Some smart stuff too...

Books:

LOTR, Watchmen (seriously the greatest book I have ever read), V for Vendetta, Portrait of Dorian Grey, Frankenstein, Marvals, Hitchhikers series, Choke, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Slaughterhouse 5, Anansi Boys, Fragile Things, Stardust, Frankenstein, House of M, Survivor, How I became Stupid, Lullaby, Great Expectations, lots of others as well. I will list as I remember them...

Heroes:

Alan Moore, Charles Dickens, Alton Brown, Master Shake.

My Blog

Facebook blogs

So, I am trying some blogging on Facebook. Not sure how it is going. I am not sure if I need to add some sort of comments one or what. Oh well. Liversausage can improve your image. Not your stomach.Ca...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:50:00 PST

Blog

Does anyone blog anymore? I am only checking Myspace once in awhile now. Usually, when I come back here, I have a ton of blogs to read. Today, nada. Zero. Zilch. Zilch doesn't look like much of a word...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:16:00 PST

Wow, I can’t believe its not puberty

So, how is everyone doing?This is blog number 501. I have written 500 badly worded, awkward, and somewhat stupid blogs. I reread some, and man, do I wish I could take back about 497 of them. I owe man...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:44:00 PST

What is Kris up to?

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Posted by Anti-Kris on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:58:00 PST

What I learned, by Kris Schulz

Ok, so I am in this amazing training right now. Just amazing. Anyway, I don't want to give it all away, but just a bit.Let's say it's your funeral. What would you want people to say about you?Now, how...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:04:00 PST

So

I am not good at updating this anymore. Summer, plus myspace is not so cool anymore. I mean, like anything else, it is losing its interesting points. Though I do like the blog aspect, I think I need t...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:08:00 PST

Weekend Excitement Happens (WEH)

My WEH was just that. Ok, so went out on Friday with friends. I don't go out too often anymore, so this was nice and special. Saturday, went to Farmer's Market. Did get some things for my family. I th...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:40:00 PST

I feel rantdom

So, I think I am going random today. Just a feelingThe former country of Burma. Tragic. Absolutely. Many people suffered, many going to get sick. Help is on the wa...wait, no. The government of that c...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:00:00 PST

Now, don’t think.

So, just saw Leatherheads. Disappointing. Honestly, it had a good chance. It really did. There aren't many movies that I will state I am disappointed, or anything like that. So, this is a rare thing, ...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:01:00 PST

lick my nuts

I must be getting desperate, using such titles as that, just to make you read this. Sadly, moments after you have completed this reading, you will be thinking "Why did I read that? I don't understand ...
Posted by Anti-Kris on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST