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Steve Hofstetter

"The Thinking Man's Comic" -Queens Tribune

About Me

Hi. I am a stand-up comedian and I want you to be my friend.I love friends at shows, and I give them discounts on tickets when possible. Which makes me your coolest friend, since the others complain about their problems and ask for rides to the airport.
( Reserve tickets here )I am...
a syndicated columnist and radio host
College Humor 's original columnist
the guy who had the number 20 comedy DVD in the country
But you just may know me as the guy on Myspace with a ton of friends. Thats fine, I am easygoing.Before you add me, check out my video to see if I am funny. And I answer all my messages - it just takes some time.And you're always welcome at SteveHofstetter.com . Upcoming Shows My first album: Tastes Like Bliss
(my new album is on the left side of the page)
The Infamous Fat Chick Story

My Interests


Pay what you want for my new album!Really, you pick the price!

I'd like to meet:

Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads, and righteous dudes.

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My Friend Space
Steve has an unreasonable amount of friends.
He has no Top 8 because people kept bugging him about it, which is pathetic.

Books:

National Lampoon's Balls!
By Steve Hofstetter
"Insightful and entertaining."
-Las Vegas Weekly"More fun than watching Barry Bonds' head grow!"
-ESPN The Magazine"Witty, hilarious writing. The perfect mix of sports and satire."
-Sports Illustrated"Warning: Only buy this book if you want to laugh."
-USA Today No shipping! Only $12.95!
Student Body Shots I & II
No shipping! Only $17.95 for BOTH books!
Each book is a sarcastic look at college life, and they've been reviewed positively by more than 100 colege papers. If you've read my stuff on collegehumor.com, you know the kind of stuff in em.

My Blog

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 27th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitThe Toronto Raptors have agreed to trade T.J. Ford to the Indiana Pacers. With gas prices as high as they are, it's nice to ...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 26th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait49-year-old former boxing champions Jeff Fenech and Azumah Nelson came out of retirement to fight a 3rd match. The fight was...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 25th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitPacman Jones has informed the media that he no longer wants to be referred to by his nickname. Instead, he will answer to "A...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:26:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 24th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitLos Angeles Sparks forward Candace Parker became the second woman to dunk in a WNBA game in a win over the Indiana Fever. Wh...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:02:00 PST

George Carlin Dies

First Hedberg, then Pryor, now Carlin. I never got to work with him. Never got to see him live. And I will never get to. One of my heroes just died, and it hurts. I'll have more to say about it tomorr...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:22:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 23rd

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitA California woman completed a marathon less than a year after giving birth to sextuplets. The woman didn't mean to run the ...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:33:00 PST

See me this summer in NYC, FREE

A bunch of comics have gotten together to put on The Comedy Alternative, a summer series in NYC that features big name comics in a small venue. Tickets are $12, but I have a few I can give away. Want ...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:21:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 20th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitAmerican strongman Derek Poundstone was in New York pulling a 50,000-pound, double-decker bus. Because gas prices are just t...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 19th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitRoger Clemens is allegedly selling many of his personal affects to pay his legal fees. On the positive side, Boof Bonser may...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:48:00 PST

National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) - June 18th

Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris StraitYankee pitcher Chien Ming Wang is going on the disabled list for a while. It's the first time shelving a Wang has caused th...
Posted by Steve Hofstetter on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST