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About Me

I love and hate a lot of things. I love ambiguity; figuring things out. I love reading and writing (satire in particular).I'm currently into writing proetry(prose and poetry) which I hope to someday publish. I enjoy solitude in as much as I enjoy skydiving which I don't get to do that often 'cause I'm so flippin' stuck to crushing pills (for now...which I kinda like). But I am also a laid back kind of person like I can just lay back in my couch and do nothing but stare at the wall and let my mind wander. I hate mundane activities 'cause I have a short attention span and I love variety. Someone made me realize that I have this rare condition: A hyperachiever with no direction and a tendency to overcomplicate things and situations syndrome. It's kinda scary 'cause it's hard to detect. Some or most people think I'm weird 'cause I have a very unusual personality but I really don't care. I'm not a dork. I'm not gay(but supportive). I love intelligent, smart men who may appear dorky but aren't, really. Most of all(and I agree with Demetri) I believe that the unexamined life is not worth living, man!"Once I started to look.I finally began to see."--Joy-- RAEFORD FILM FEST 2007..

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My Interests

everything complex like the psychology of nailbiting or dreaming in a dream or singing a tune from a song I abhor or why I hate sycophants and perverts. I like anything that involves flying, karate and crying. i also love reading, writing, slacking for a little while, saving people's lives(coz that's my job) and not brag about it which is ironic coz i just said that's what i do and people really don't care what you do . i love the movies, comedy (can't get enough of Demetri Martin..the funniest guy alive), i love satire and parody and for crying out loud, i really like the free credit report.com commercial and i don't care what other people say or whether it's free or not; i don't go to that site anyway coz i have Equifax and FICO. give me a break! also,i have nothing against party animals and douchebags out on the streets on a friday night and I don't wanna be judgemental but...such dorks!

I'd like to meet:

my alter ego

Music:

diverse

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Whatever Happened to Harold Smith, The Painted Veil, Dead Poets Society,Fight Club, With Honors, The Pianist, Alive, Boondock Saints, Schindler's List,Stand By Me, Forrest Gump,and a lot, lot more.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Flight of the Conchords, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, etc.

Books:

I Am America and So Can You(Stephen Colbert),America:A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction(Jon Stewart) Angela's Ashes and 'Tis(Frank McCourt), Lamb:The Gospel according to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, You Suck: A love Story, A Dirty Job, Practical Demonkeeping(Christopher Moore) The Revenge of Anguished English(Richard Lederer),Chicken Poop for the Soul(Stories to Harden your Heart and Dampen your Spirit(a parody by David Fisher) Fight Club, Choke(Chuck Pahlaniuk),Growing Up Catholic: An Infinitely Funny Guide for the Faithful, the Fallen, and Everyone in Between, etc..

Heroes:

1. Crazy awesome Demetri!(for making my life less stressful 2. Comedians(with sense) 3. Musicians 4. Nerds and geeks 5. Lebowski 6. Stewie Griffin

My Blog

LINT

Lint...like a clingy partneror a blabbering politiciandisgustingly stubbornyou just want to get rid of them.      Reviewer :  lmnwood September 26, 2007 7:15 PM   ...
Posted by ...joy on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

side thoughts...

"For the Christian, Prayer is not an option but an opportunity.  Don't tell  the Lord how big the problem is,                       &nb...
Posted by ...joy on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

THE REAL ME

  THE REAL ME Brown..like a seed outgrownA hole..in the pitPlain..like a dotUnseen..but always presentCrystal..splendidly astuteA face..or two? ..TR> . ..TR> Reviewer : ptkmkl January 19, 2...
Posted by ...joy on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:08:00 PST

Cranial Nerves Made Ridiculously Simple for Idiots

In college, I’ve always used pnemonics to help me with the harsh reality called memorization. I found out that the sillier it is, the more effective the learning process becomes. Cranial nerves ...
Posted by ...joy on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

Favorite and Least Favorite Things

My Favorite Things 10. Holy Water 9. Toilet paper 8. Good Veins 7. Silence Buttons 6. Sleep 5. Electronics and physics 4. Spinach minus E. Coli 3. everything multipurpose 2. Demetri Martin Comedy 1.&n...
Posted by ...joy on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:42:00 PST

side thoughts...

In school I learned that pain is what the patient says it is. In clinical practice I learned that it means Vicodin.
Posted by ...joy on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:35:00 PST

F*A*R*T

..> F ragments of spoiledA ir unknowinglyR eadyT o kill.Reviewer : marcus mckinley January 15, 2008 4:40 AM definitely to the point. Reviewer : CrazyPoet January 15, 2008 8:17 AM point well made.Re...
Posted by ...joy on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:21:00 PST

PRESBYOPIA

farsightedness...a rare gift indeedfor occipitally-challenged people like meworks great and is funwhen I'm trying to avoid someone.Reviewer : Bevey December 31, 2007 7:22 AMWell that is a humorous way...
Posted by ...joy on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:12:00 PST

Gift of Life

more like: "take my body part 'cause I'm dead anyway." (no offense)
Posted by ...joy on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:55:00 PST

THE GRAVEYARD

Tinseled names rested on smooth limestonesLike fickle-minded flies on a warm August dayChanging styles in consummationEvery time the sky turns pallid gray. Nostalgic memories envelope every cornerA br...
Posted by ...joy on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:43:00 PST