Longest Fart. |
I just made the longest fart in my life. Just now. Like 1 minute ago. It must have been like 20-30 seconds. I wasn't timing it, but I know one thing's for sure: I've never had that much gas strea...
Posted by Robert Selander on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:27:00 PST |
DINO FIGHT PICS!!! IS NOW A CONTEST!!!! |
Hey everyone! I'm still looking for Dinosaur Fight pics!! I've got some super awesome ones already, but I'm looking for more!!!
This has gone past the point of just wanting pics, now it is a full out...
Posted by Robert Selander on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST |
"Old Indian Man" Up at www.robertselander.com! |
Hey! I got "Old Indian Man" up at www.robertselander.com! GO! Watch it! It’s clearer and has better sound than on myspace or youtube. It’s like going from a silent film to a blue-ray...
Posted by Robert Selander on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:58:00 PST |
RobertSelander.com updates AGAIN!! |
Hey everyone! I just got my stand up and Gelledemoore the Comedy Wizard up on www.robertselander.com!! Check them out and then send me your pooped in pants as proof of your AMAZEMENT!!!! Click here to...
Posted by Robert Selander on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST |
RobertSelander.com has been updated!!! |
Hey everyone! I finally got my gallery section up at www.robertselander.com! Check it out! There’s all kinds of pictures, some art and a whole bunch of old flyers from past shows! Just click her...
Posted by Robert Selander on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:36:00 PST |
A Show this Sunday and FREE t-shirts!!! |
Hey everyone!! Come on out to "The Saucy Sunday Stand Up Show" this Sunday and get a FREE Robert Selander Fan Club Shirt with your Robert Selander Fan Club Membership Card. If you aren’t in the ...
Posted by Robert Selander on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST |
www.robertselander.com has been updated!!! |
Hey everyone! I finally got some updating on my website done. "Minotaur" is now up in the media section. The version on my website is clearer and has better sound for some reason. If you want to see i...
Posted by Robert Selander on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST |
Robert is back in business. |
Hey everyone who reads this. I'm making videos again! On Feb 10 a new video will be out called "Minotaur". It will be a video! Hooray! From then on new videos a scheduled to come out weekly so stay tu...
Posted by Robert Selander on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST |
Trampoline Touch Ups |
There aren't enough finger tacos for my lips to wrangle into the fat chamber. We need to fill the fat chamber with little cheeto flake hands and waffle pits so that the berry ladies don't get all in a...
Posted by Robert Selander on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:00 PST |
New Video: "A Tip For the Ladies II" Now up @ www.robertselander.com!!!!!! |
"A Tip For the Ladies II" is now up at www.robertselander.com!!! Click this link to see it:
http://www.robertselander.com/media.html
Enjoy, my tiny ladies killers!!!
-Robert...
Posted by Robert Selander on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST |
