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Sal Calanni

the only times Jesus got upset is when he went to church

About Me



www.salcalanni.com

I used to flip burgers, then pump gas, then clean rodent shit at a bio lab (Lucky), then i was a corporate whore. Well, not no more. I left the brothel behind and Madame The Man is sorry that I'm gone. Now I tell my story as an artist....... a STANDUP COMEDIAN. I am a starving-artist-class HERO, who grew up in the burbs of Cleveland in a Sicilian household (that means my dad busted balls) then moved out west cuz i was bored.

Along with being a professional stand up comedian, i am part of the great sketch comedy group, Tossing Alice, and the punk, indie rock band, The Hacks.

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Music:

Hendrix, Nirvana, Ramones, Social Distortion, Bob Dylan, Beethoven, 2Pac, Bob Marley, The Doors, Sublime, Eminem, Flogging Molly, The Hacks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Stone Temple Pilots, White Stripes and lots more.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Planet Earth

My Blog

Duct Tape Faith

I was in Cleveland this past week, my older brother took me to see Iron Maiden in concert.  I walked around taking interest in the local clientele, especially the patron with the Confederate flag...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:02:00 PST

The Beard

So this year kicked off with some of my first legitimate t.v. auditions for comedy. It’s nerve racking auditioning, everyone wants to do perfect, no one wants to screw up, and you definitely lo...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

i never threw up so much....

I'm weak, tired, beat down, all because of some fuckin' breakfast in chico. damnnit. I had a weekend tour of comedy with the Pawns of Comedy, a troupe invented by DNA, yes the comic, not the Deoxyr...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:57:00 PST

Ralph Nader

Ralph Nader is running for president yet again. Doesn't Ralph Nader remind you of one of those guys at a party, who can't get any poontang, so he decides to cockblock...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST

Cleveland Sports this year, pewwweeee

Cleveland/Ohio sports really sucked this year.  it was not a straight up sucking, it was more of a, well, i think were gonna make it, i think were gonna make it, oh nope, we sucked it up, kind of...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:10:00 PST

Barack Obama, Singing up the Charts

that crazy election energy is in the air.  this year more than ever.  people are so sick of our crappy president they can't wait to elect a new one.  they've been talking about it for o...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

4 days....

i was a little bummed, i have to work the next 4 days in a row not doing what i love so i can make some extra money for the holidays.  then i realized, how cool is that, i have to work 4 days i...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

Road Stories - Chico & Red Bluff

Four guys on the road; they are two Jews, one Right-Wing Christian, and me.  One loves Steeley Dan, one thinks they're a bunch of faggots.  One loves the Swedish Death Metal band Opeth, thre...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:57:00 PST

tWisted Tales

Last Year In 2006, Mary Van Note shocked the world to become the first woman to ever win the tWisted Biscuit Competition.  This year she is back to defend her title, and she is attempting anothe...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

Will Durst is PUnK Rock

First show Saturdays are usually the best shows of the week.  you almost always kill and the audience is chill, not too liquored up, not too rowdy.  well, this past week in sacramento, thing...
Posted by Sal Calanni on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST