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Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar

Life sucks, THE HACKS ROCK (June 2007)

About Me

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I work at a hospital and perform stand-up comedy as well as sing in a punk rock band. That's about it.
Go to www.mattmorales.com .
To read about my exciting, cliff-jumping sky-diving life go check out http://www.livejournal.com/users/ma_mo/

Check out my band!



I now have a band that is comprimised of 4 bay area comedians. We aren't funny, the band is actually serious. Please add us www.myspace.com/thehacksrock
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My Interests

www.mattmorales.com , myspace.com/thehacksrock

I'd like to meet:

Merle Handsome

Music:

In no particular order (except for LOA): Life of Agony , Von Iva, Blanket, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Sick on the Bus, The Exploited, Faith no More, Agents of Oblivion, Acid Bath, Deftones, Tool, System of a Down, KMFDM, Type O Negative, The Doors, The Mother Truckers, Zero 7, Earth Wind and Fire, 90.1 Jazz in San Francisco (that's the good shit, as in not elevator jazz). Afterhuman, Alice in Chains, Among Thieves, Anthrax, Atreyu, Ben Harper & The Blind Boys of Alabama, Down, Old Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Mars Volta, Mr. Bungle, Soundgarden, STP, The DIstillers, Yea Yea Yea's, Beatles, crappy 80's new wave stuff (I can't help it). Kind of eclectic, I guess. There's more but I'm too lazy to remember.
Stand-up Comedians should go here to, I guess:
Bill Burr, Richard Pryor, Eddie Izzard, Louis C.K., Patton Oswald, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Mitch Hedgburg, Nick Swardson, David Cross, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Demitri Martin, Leo Allen, Bill Hicks, David Brenner, Steven Wright, Rodney Dangerfield, Steve Martin (there are more I just can't think of them right now). And finally, the man who made me want to do stand-up comedy: Bill Cosby. Stand-up Comedians should go here to, I guess:
Bill Burr, Richard Pryor, Eddie Izzard, Louis C.K., Patton Oswald, Dave Chappelle, Dave Attell, Mitch Hedgburg, Nick Swardson, David Cross, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Demitri Martin, Leo Allen, Bill Hicks, David Brenner, Steven Wright, Rodney Dangerfield, Steve Martin (there are more I just can't think of them right now). And finally, the man who made me want to do stand-up comedy: Bill Cosby. Onc again, too many to remember, too lazy to try.

Movies:

I would like to thank Netflix for your time-wasting movie rating system. You made this list of my most beloved films very comprehensive.A Fistfull of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, Fight Club, Memento, Punch-Drunk Love, The Graduate (my all time favorite)...I'm a big horror movie junkie, too many of those to list so I'll just give you a top 3: Dawn of the Dead (Romero), Shaun of the Dead and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Donnie Darko, Batman I & II, Batman Begins, Superman I & II, Spider-man I & II, X-Men 1-3 (i'm a dork), Sin City, Rocky I, II and Balboa, Marvin, Sling Blade, Citizen Cane, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2001: A Space Odyssey, V for Vendetta, Blade Runner, 12 Monkeys, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Back to the Future, Boondock Saints, Brazil, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Ed Wood, Ghostbusters, The Great Escape, Hook, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Resivour Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Hotel Rwanda, Gremlins, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Planet of the Apes (original), Rear Window, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, Star Trek: First Contact (I am still a dork), Team America, World Police, South Park, American Psycho, Big, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Capote, Coming To America, Ferris Buler's Day Off, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Million Dollar Baby, Total Recall, Annie Hall, Teen Wolf, Teen Wolf II

Television:

THE PRISONER!!!

Books:

Ender's Game and it's sequels, Do comic books count? Because Preacher, JTHM and Hulk are some frequent reads of mine.

Heroes:

Pop-pop

My Blog

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sweetI thought this was cool enough to share:http://www.superherohype.com/news/batmannews.php?id=73 63...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:46:00 PST

Hulk Smash Puny Box Office

And a happy Sunday to those of you who helped make this possible:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080615/ap_on_en_tv/box _office;_ylt=AgByaFPZm1mHupb2q7VkuYSs0NUE
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:33:00 PST

Hulk Smash Puny Theatres

So the Hulk wasn't exactly incredible but I still really enjoyed it. Here's why (spoilers ahead):1. Hulk smash puny Portugese translations2. Hulk smash puny bottle plant2. The Mr.Blue / Mr. Green plot...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:02:00 PST

Come onnnn Friday...

The reviews are starting to come in:THE INCREDIBLE HULKPop Syndicate: http://www.popsyndicate.com/site/story/the_incredible_hulk"T he Hulk is back and better than ever. Forget what you've seen before. ...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:26:00 PST

New job, new computer

First a thanks to you all who wished me a happy birthday this Saturday.So I got a shiny new job. Basically I demoted myself from New Patient Coordinator at a hospital to Chart Prep while getting a ra...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:56:00 PST

Freedom..soon

So I’ve moved on to a new position where I work.  It’s not ideal; I’m still working full-time at the same place, but when the opportunity came I had to take it.  It was the...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

Happy Hump Day!

I Hate My Job I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate My Job  I Hate...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST

Starting off the new year...right? (taken from my Live Journal)

February looks like to be my kick-off for 2008. January was more of a pre-season, getting things ready for the next few months. I've booked quite a few shows (see my myspace- myspace.com/mattmorales) ...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

THE HACKS ROCK!

After a (very) long hiatus The Hacks return to the stage March 1 at The Caravan Lounge in San Jose!  Then we will be back in San Francisco on April 26th for a block party that will have hundreds ...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Happy Holidays and F My Job

Happy New Year and thanks to all of you who distracted me from my daily feeling-sorry-for-myself-misery. The highlight, by far, was my trip to Scotland, so thank you Paul and all of the great people I...
Posted by Matt Morales: Stand Up Comic / Rockstar on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST