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Rob F. Martinez

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About Me

I am a stand-up comedian/actor from San Francisco and I've shared the stage with Dave Chappelle, Richard Lewis, and Robin Williams. Gene Pompa is my road dog.
I was in my 2nd grade class production of "The Last Supper" where I riveted audiences as Jesus Christ. I have appeared on Japanese television as a ruthless, bank robbing murderer and I once acted on a lame, pyramid-scheme infomercial because I needed cash. Badly.
I live in a suburb in LA where I have a yard and I regularly yell at cats to get off my lawn. I shave with a straight razor and I wear trilby hats. I regret I never saw a hair band live.

My Interests

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My goal in life is to meet every single cast member in UNDEFEATABLE

My Blog

TOMAHAWK MUSICAL

I'm happy to announce that I will be playing the role of OFFICER VALDEZ in James Domine's musical comedy Tomahawk.  It has been picked up for its second run at the Actors Forum Theatre for t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 00:33:00 GMT

Hot Foot!

I was recently in a Harley-Davidson film showcasing their new line of bikes.  Check it out here:It was a great time riding around the desert on these sweet Harleys.I get a few seconds of screen t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Reinventing Yourself

Who am I?A question made famous by Derek ZoolanderThat's right, I'm looking at Ben Stiller movies for meaning in my life.A recent casting notice kind of put everything into perspective for me.  A...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:36:00 GMT

Moving to the Hood

I am planning on moving to a different neighborhood in LA this year.  I'd like to stay in my current neighborhood, Los Feliz, but my rent is wayyyyyyyyyyyy to high.I started looking at different ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Hot Guys Who Cook

I was on a show called Hot Guys Who Cook.  I don't get the STYLE network so I haven't been able to see it yet but if it looks anything like this clip, it should be entertaining.Enjoy
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:22:00 GMT

Grease Monkey

I'm pretty ecstatic today.  I finally finished a project motorcycle I've been working on.  The reason I'm so pumped is because I'm so mechanically inept.  When it comes to cars or most...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:48:00 GMT

Don't Date Him Girl

I am currently on Don't Date Him Girl.comRead the comments.  Absolutely priceless.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:47:00 GMT