Mitch Fatel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

YOU DID IT! I came in 6th place in the Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Thanks for voting for me.
Hey everyone, thanks for coming to my site. You make me feel special and tingly in my private areas. I have two hysterical CD's available here! Everyone who purchases a CD gets their choice to either make love to me once or play Scrabble (Yahtzee is not a substitute so please stop asking.) I am super funny and also super cool. I try to answer every e-mail and comment but I'm getting like super famous so it may take awhile or I may not get to it. (Hint: I don't think I've ever missed one that had naked pictures attached to it) I can't send anything signed but I promise I will sign anything at all if you meet me at a show. I always sell and sign CD's after the show and will kiss anyone on the lips including guys (but then your CD is assessed a $50.00 gay fee)
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PS: If we're doing it and somewhere in the act I lick your butt, that means I love you : )
PSS: My favorite 80's band is the Cars.
My first CD, Miniskirts and Muffins....
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My Interests

Helping beautiful young women escape from Prison!

I'd like to meet:

The various children I have fathered over the years.

If you have a profile (default) pic with me in it, send me your e-mail address so I can find you and I'll make you a top friend. If you don't have one, stalk me and take one!

Music:

Van Morrison, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beck, Grant Lee Buffalo, JayZ, Bee Gees, Weezer, Sinead O'Connor, Green Day, James Blunt, Dido, 50 cent, Van Morrison, Kiss, Nelly Furtado, Shaggy, Billy Joel, Morrissey, Gillian Welch, Wu Tang, Judas Priest, Hooverphonic, Frankie Valli, Smog, Flaming lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (more to follow when I'm waiting for my porn to download)

Movies:

Rocky, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Raging Bull, Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade, Xanadu,Braveheart, Flight 93, Apocalypto (I like to be sad at movies) World's Fastest Indian (I'm only going to keep going if you promise to see all of these)

Television:

Forensic Files, Aqua Team Hunger Force, South Park, To Catch a Predator (I feel sorry for the guys, I mean all they wanted to do was help out those girls! )

Books:

Razors Edge (Maugham), Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck), Remains of the Day (Ishiguro), 101 Sexual Positions (Mr and Mrs. Fatel)

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, The 3 legged Kitten I saw at a farm who was like "Fuck it, I have 3 legs, get over it" Rudy Giuliani, Steve Martin, Debbie Schlussel, Sylvester Stallone (first Rocky ever and after that an embarrasment) Somerset Maugham, Cartman, Jerry Seinfeld, My Daddy.