I'd like to meet:
God, the Boogeyman, and MY inner child.
WELL I MET HIM AND...
WELCOME TO THE DRIVE IN INSIDE MY MIND
COME SIT WITH ME FOR A WHILE AND I PROMISE WE'LL JUST TALK
READ NO FURTHER UNLESS YOUR A SELF CENTERED JERKOFF THAT SEEKS INSTANT SELF GRATIFICATION IF YOU FALL INTO THIS GROUPING WELL.....
FUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMERICANS AND WHEN DID WE START TO FEED INTO THE BELIEF THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
GET ANYTHING WE WANT ANYTIME WE WANT IT?WE ARE BECOMING A SOCIETY OF SPOILED CHILDREN IN ADULT BODIES WITH POCKETS FULL OF MONEY THAT THROW TANTRUMS IF WE CANT BE CATERED TO
IMMEDIATELY WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR EVERYTHING AROUND US.
BY US I MEAN 98% OF PEOPLE I HAVE HAD DEALINGS WITH,I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE CRY BECAUSE THEIR CAR WOULD NOT BE REPAIRED IN THE ESTIMATED TIMEFRAME(OK KIDS I HAVE A PIECE OF ADVICE,
PAY ATTENTION NOW - DON'T HIT TREES AND YOU WON'T FEEL THE NEED TO BITCH AT SOMEONE TRYING TO FIX YOUR MISTAKES ASSHOLE)I HAVE BEEN TOLD VIA PHONE THAT I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED IF I DID'NT DELIVER A VEHICLE BY THE PROMISED DATE(THAT'S FUNNY AS WELL SEEING EVERYTIME I SIMPLY STATED THE TIME I WALKED TO MY CAR EVERY NIGHT AFTER WORK AND WOULD GLADLY COME TO AN AGREEMENT IF THEY CARED TO BE OUTSIDE) ODDLY TELEPHONE MUSCLES ARE LIKE DRINKING MUSCLES,EVERYONES GOT THEM BUT USUALLY THEY ARE'NT NEARLY AS USEFULL WHEN THE TIME COMES TO USE THEM.AND THEN THERE IS BIG CORPORATION AMERICA,THIS IS THE WORST BECAUSE THEY FEED THE EGO'S OF DICKS THAT THINK THEY SHOULD WALK INTO ANYPLACE AT ANYTIME AND BE ABLE TO TREAT ANYONE LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.WRONG IF YOU'RE RETARDED ENOUGH TO WAIT UNTIL 2 MINUTES BEFORE A STORE CLOSES TO BUY A .05 CENT SCREW YOU SHOULD HAVE A $3.00
SCREWDRIVER SHOVED UP YOUR ASS.REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME SELF CENTERED COCKSUCKER.SOMEONES FAMILY IS WAITING FOR THEM AND THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR LIFE STORY OF HOW THE SCREW BROKE IN THE FIRST PLACE.DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND PLAN YOUR PROJECTS AND ONLY GO WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND CAN REMEMBER HOW BIG YOUR:
FLOOR/COUNTER/TOILET/SINK/LIGHT ETC. REALLY ARE(STEPPING OUT YOUR ROOM TOE TO TOE IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR DOES NOT COUNT AS A MEASUREMENT)OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT
IF YOU CAN DO IT YOU SOULD'NT NEED HELP !
IF YOU NEED HELP YOU SHOULDN'T ATTEMPT IT !
AND ALWAYS REMEBER YOU HEARD IT FROM CHUNK
FUCKING SUCKS,THANKS AMERICA FOR CONTRIBUTING TO OUR DISEASED WAY OF LIFE !
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY WHENEVER SHEILA DOES A "DO IT HERSELF" CLINIC AT THE DEPOT ON HOW TO DRESS UP A BANNISTER,ONLY MEN SHOW UP.THEN I WENT TO ONE.....
