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About Me

Just celebrated my third anniversary with a wonderful woman. We have 2 sons, one 9 years old and another 15 months old. Sometimes it's the greatest thing ever, sometimes it's the most exhausting thing ever. Either way, I'd never change a thing. I love to learn things and if you're my friend, you've probably taught me something whether you realize it or not. I can be cranky at times, but most of the time I'm looking to have fun, whether it's at work or some place else. I love the outdoors. The beach is my cathedral. Often times I get caught up in the minutiae of the world. I live looking at the tiny workings of the world. Ants amaze me. So do tiny bugs. I love snakes and birds, frogs and crickets and the likes. However I freaking hate spiders. Hate. Hate hate hate hate hate. Outside of spiders, life is pretty good. I think that I'm funny, but I can be insensitive at times. Not because I intend to, but sometimes I am a great big retard. (Sorry if I offended any retarded people) If you know me, I've probably made you laugh or maybe even pissed you off. Hopefully you still love me despite my many flaws. I only do it cause I love ya!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ok, who I'd like to meet.......An honest politician, the Dalai Lama, Bono, Bill Hicks (deceased), George Carlin, Martin Scorcese, QT, Kevin Smith, Bruce Springsteen, Hunter S, PJ O'Rourke, Batman. Anyone who can string together 3 or 4 cogent sentences and make me smile. If I laugh, even better.

My Blog

take a Journey in the way-back machine

I know this is the laziest blog ever, but it reminded me of the 80's and the ultimate pre-Emo, semi hair, lite metal, quasi rock band ever. If you were/are a fan, enjoy....it's all about the journey.....
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Time to choose....

I am weary of the divisiveness of politics.  This blog goes out to the Democrats out there.  It also goes out to the Republicans.  And we can't forget the apathetic non-voters who can s...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:28:00 GMT

Best of the week....

Rough week.  Started with Tropical Storm Fay on the way.  Middle of the week my wife and I both got food poisoning and puked and pooped our guts out.  Quite literally.  Week ended ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:13:00 GMT

Elementary School Blues

Tomorrow morning, my son will begin his 4th grade career.  To do so, the schools have provide a list of "Must Have" school supplies.  We got the list last week at the open house.  Now i...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:07:00 GMT

A retarded love story

Yes, retards need love too.  I don't mean a Lifetime Movie of the week, retarded love story.  No friends, the retard that I speak of is me.  Those of you who know me well enough know th...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Favorite Fathers Day moments

OK, to celebrate Father's Day, I thought that I'd share a couple of my favorite "Dad" moments with you.  I am a great big sentimental softie, so I hope you enjoy these moments as much as I d...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Confessions of a white guy

So I'm watching the NFL draft the other day.  The teams line up and select college players who instantly become millionaires.  It's like pick 'em time on the playground.  Except this on...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Perks of the job

I gotta tell you....sometimes life is hard as hell.  Sometimes we get ground up and beat down by life.  Not only am I a dad, but now I'm a cook, a chauffeur, a clean up dude, a diaper change...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:07:00 GMT

Sliced bread is pretty damn amazing.....

It’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.... Says who??  What is so great about sliced bread?  Ever try and make a sandwich outta one of those homemade logs of flour and water? ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:53:00 GMT

what a difference a year makes

OK, so this time last year I was waiting in a hospital room with my wife.  She was 9 months pregnant.  To the day.  We were anxiously awaiting baby Jake.  It was February 26th and ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:16:00 GMT