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Marcella

I know you’re thinking of me when you’re fuckin your girl

About Me



35 seconds of me. Take it in.

From Crackle: Marcella Arguello - Bank Teller Dating ____________________________________________________________ _
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My Interests

I enjoy cleaning my vagina with a brick. Going down on extra-terrestrials. Growing out my armpit hair. Excercising with zombie clowns. And I also enjoy a good western novel.

I'd like to meet:

This bitch.

I've never looked so good.

My Blog

Modesto's Exclamation Festival.

I may have ARRIVED with my parents. But I sure as hell didn't LEAVE with them! WOOT. WOOT.Okay, I left with my brother. Whatever.Couple of things:Xfest isn't the same as an of-age, paying attendee. Bu...
Posted by Marcella on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Women aren't funny...

Article that one of my friends informed me about. Check it out. Let me know what you think. Why Women Aren't FunnyWhat makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With assists from Fran Lebowitz,...
Posted by Marcella on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:22:00 PST

What can I say, the kid's got talent....

So my brother put his album out. Check out snippets of the album here. Catch me on track 8....with my Louis Vuitton Breasts. If you listen closely, you can even hear my dad on track 9.... Lemme know i...
Posted by Marcella on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

I'm in LOVE with this here boy!!!

We watched Van Helsing and ate cinnamon rolls. HOW ROMANTIC!!!...
Posted by Marcella on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

300 pictures?

Who the fuck needs 300 pictures on their myspace? I don't need to see anymore distorted, angular bathroom photographs of fat ugly whores. And they're not even whores, they're just fat and ugly yet the...
Posted by Marcella on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

Happy Holladays!!

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Posted by Marcella on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:49:00 PST

I got a tattoo.

But my dad doesn't like it so I'm thinking of getting it removed...opinions are greatly appreciated. Thanks!!! ...
Posted by Marcella on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Copperhino's!

SO I had never been to Copperhino's in Modesto on a Friday night. First of all, there was a cover charge. Even for hot ass bitches. Who the fuck thought this up? AND there was a line??  ((No wond...
Posted by Marcella on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

Halloween Highlights.

Highlights! * My Brother scaring the whites in the neighborhood. *My nephew jacking the whites for their candy. *Vicki's QVC costume. *Badass decor in the neighborhood. My apologies go out to thos...
Posted by Marcella on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

Thanks, Modesto!

"Big ups" to some of my Modesto brethren for coming out and supporting me at Hero's. I'll be back there damn soon and I'll invite a slew of you. Or I won't, I guess you'll find out when you get the in...
Posted by Marcella on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST