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mishmallow

on a scale of 1 to awesome, i'm the shit. just get over it.

About Me

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally,
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Maya Angelou
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My Interests

flight of the conchords, music, theater, skulls, stars, tattoos, the bay area, hula girls, kimonos, sushi, summertime lake trips, internet, concerts, urban outfitters, make up, shoes, spider solitaire, rocky horror, chocolate, baking, off-kilter movies, cupcakes, shopping, happy bunny, pirates vs ninjas, skurvy by paul frank, ikea, abercrombie & fitch, M.A.C, and laying in bed.

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE. i'll add you if i know you already. this means that i will not approve your friend request if i don't know who you are.
and if you're in a band, don't bother trying to get me to view your page, because i won't. i'm just an asshole like that.

Music:

incubus, jason mraz, KGB, fall out boy, panic! at the disco, the shins, the weakerthans, deathcab for cutie, ok go, yeah yeah yeahs, neutral milk hotel, the mars volta, the academy is..., modest mouse, black eyed peas, the hush sound, gym class heroes, third eye blind, interpol, beck, jack johnson, locale am, some hip hop, many more.

Movies:

i heart huckabees, shop girl, kiss kiss bang bang, amelie, kung fu hustle, the lords of dogtown, clueless, stranger than fiction, crank, juno, little miss sunshine, jackass, the royal tennenbaums, the life aquatic, love actually, what's eating gilbert grape, pride and prejudice...
and i like: jessica alba, owen wilson, luke wilson, steve carrell, tom welling, jackie chan, paul walker, johnny knoxville, milla jovovich, jimmy fallon, audrey tatou, hugh grant, jason schwartzman, paul rudd, gael garcia bernal, david duchovny, and jason statham

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Television:

the office, bizzare foods with andrew zimmern, jon and kate plus 8, arrested development, ace of cakes, top chef, my name is earl, food network, family guy, aqua teen, so you think you can dance, american idol, nip/tuck, smallville, stand-up comedy

Books:

cookbooks, the giving tree by shel silverstein, marian keyes, shopaholic series by sophie kinsella, and john steinbeck.

Heroes:

chefs jacques torres and jamie oliver, and christopher walken.

My Blog

stole it

Have you had alcoh ol this week? no.Are you happy with life? work sucks, and that takes up most of my awake hours, so no, i'm not happy with life.Are you a jealo us perso n? yes, fa...
Posted by mishmallow on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:38:00 PST

swerve my way (survey)

Do you have any text messages that you don't want other people reading?nahHave you had sex with your number 1 on myspace?noHow old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?i'm hoping it hap...
Posted by mishmallow on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:08:00 PST

another one? you betcha.

What is the single largest item in your house? the largest and heaviest is a big dresser, then my bed.How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand? not well.What color is your bedroom?...
Posted by mishmallow on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:31:00 PST

swervy from hilary

1.If you got trapp ed in an eleva tor with someo ne, who would you want it to be? tom welling.  i'd rape his rock hard ass like nobody's business.  let me clarify, i wouldn't rape his ASS,...
Posted by mishmallow on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:25:00 PST

whilst watching jon and kate

What is in the back seat of your car right now?empty bags for groceries and target, and a hoodie.When's the last time you threw up?i don't recall.What's your favorite word or phrase?"if you're into it...
Posted by mishmallow on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:09:00 PST

like a textbook?

SEVEN SUBJECTSSUBJECT ONE- THE OUTSIDEWhat's your name?mishaHow tall are you?5'5" but i wish i was a little bit taller (i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her...)...
Posted by mishmallow on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:49:00 PST

another one of these things

List the last 5 peopl e you texte d1. michelle2. tamir3.  bomee4. stiffy5. oliverLet' s start with 5:1. How do you know this perso n? from work2. Are they the same age as you?no, he's 6 1/2...
Posted by mishmallow on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:05:00 PST

this came from megan valerie

10 to 1 of My WorldTEN HOW'S:How did you get one of your scars?very hot sheetpan/oven.  that accounts for 90% of the burns on my arms.How did you celebrate your last birthday?i met co-workers for...
Posted by mishmallow on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:09:00 PST

100 questions

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?i guess2) Was your last kiss a mistake?not really, but who knows if we'll kiss again.4) Who did you last say i love you to?my mom6) What's your ringtone?"thug...
Posted by mishmallow on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:27:00 PST

thanks KJA

Do people ever mistake you for being a different race?yes, usually japanese.  do i LOOK japanese?Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?probably not.How old were you when you moved out...
Posted by mishmallow on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:07:00 PST