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Malløry

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious!

About Me


"She's the kind of girl that will call you on your bullshit. She isn't afraid to dance and she offers to pay. She doesn't decide before a date whether or not she's gonna kiss you; She's not earnest, yet she's not completely ironic either. She orders dessert and she can be ready in ten minutes."

My name is Mallory. I may be short, but don't underestimate me. I work as an EMT on an ambulance and I love what I do. Lights and sirens are exciting. I have a boyfriend who makes me giggle and never forgets to tell me how much he loves me and how beautiful he thinks I am. He's great. I have a wonderful family who truly prove the saying "through thick and thin." I have a kitty cat named Brick, who I love more than I love most most people. I have been blessed with an awesome group of close friends. They are some of the greatest people you'll ever meet. I'm addicted to Naked SuperFood, Snapple Peach Tea, and Passion Tea Lemonades with Melon syrup. I love sushi and will eat it whenever I get the chance. I can't live without chapstick. I sleep A LOT. I love naps. I hate driving long distances, but I end up doing it all the time. Bad grammar gets on my nerves. I get bored really easily. Summer and Fall are my favorite seasons. I HATE being cold. I'm a t-shirt & jeans, fast food eating, "just one of the guys" sort of a girl. I'm sarcastic, witty, loyal, silly, smart and I'm REAL.

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My Interests

"Faut souffrir pour Être belle."
I'm interested in things that make me happy. These things include (but are not limited to): My jobs, my family, my boyfriend, my friends, my cat, sleeping, medical knowledge, giggling, my Nintendo DS, hugging, sushi, mermaids, anything involving the ocean, and learning new things.
Living. Laughing. Loving.

I'd like to meet:



Oh wait, I found him... ♥♥♥

Music:

Jimmy Eat World.
Thrice.
Paramore.
The Beatles.
...and lots more.

Movies:

I like movies that make me laugh... and movies that have ridiculous lines that I can quote on a daily basis.
Anchorman.
Talladega Nights.
40 Year Old Virgin.
Dumb & Dumber.
The Waterboy.
Edward Scissorhands.
Stranger than Fiction.
Lucky Number Slevin.
Transformers.
The Number 23.
What Lies Beneath.
Indiana Jones. (All)
The Secret Window.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Big Fish.
Romeo & Juliet.
The Little Mermaid.

Moulin Rouge.
Tommy Boy.
SpaceBalls.
Dirty Love.
The Princess Bride.
Benny & Joon.
Old School.
A Hard Days Night.
The Yellow Submarine.
Black Sheep.
Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3.
Wedding Crashers.
The Seven Year Itch.
Resident Evil 1, 2 & 3.
Shaun of the Dead.
Juno.

Television:

House, M.D.
Scrubs.
CSI.
NYPD Blue.
Law & Order.
The Colbert Report.
Reno 911!
SNL. (Older stuff)
The Soup.
[adult swim]
...and the local News.

Books:

The Giver.
Coronary.
The Mermaids Singing.
The Lovely Bones.
Peeling the Onion.
Do you know a good one? Let me know.

Heroes:



Cpl. Travis Martin Woods
March 14, 1986 - September 9, 2007
Not only an American Hero, but my Hero as well. Not only a Hero for how he died, but for how he lived. An awesome Marine, an awesome person, and an awesome friend. He may be a fallen Hero, but he'll never be a forgotten Hero. I'm proud to have called him a friend. He can never be replaced. I love you, Travis.

♦People who work in the medical field.
♦...and Julie. Because she is my soul mate. ♥ ♦ Jake, my boyfriend... for being the most amazing person I've ever met. For being the one who makes me laugh when I'm cranky, who is silly with me, who makes me feel safe, who brushes my hair out of my face when I cry, for always telling me I'm beautiful even when I don't feel beautiful. He is my hero because he saved me. I love him.♥

My Blog

Guess.

1. Spell your name as it sounds.Mal-Or-EE2. Are you available?Like, for a relationship? No, I have a kick ass boyfriend who I love a lot. Thanks, though. 3. What's your favorite number(s)?11 & 4. ...
Posted by Malløry on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:49:00 PST

Ambrose.

Rest in Peace, buddy. Your presence, goofy personality, random comments & stories... and the fact that you ALWAYS ended up in your underwear... will be missed by more people than you realized. RIP...
Posted by Malløry on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST

Nights.

1 . Who were you with Friday night?Uh, I can't remember. OH YEAH, I was at work. So, I was with AMR co-workers. Matt, for the football game... and ...
Posted by Malløry on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:15:00 PST

VisualDNA.

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Posted by Malløry on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

Copied.

I saw this on my friend Lacey's profile and decided I needed to steal it. It's a quote she had found and put on her profile. It really fits. "Sometimes we expect more from others, because we would be ...
Posted by Malløry on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST

Redheads.

In praise of red hair Depressing news in the September edition of National Geographic: Redheads are becoming rarer and could become extinct - some experts say the last redhead could be born by 206...
Posted by Malløry on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:20:00 PST

Somtimes.

So, I just came across this again. I wrote it last year in my LiveJournal. It's pretty good, so I thought I would post it up here. It's amazing how my thoughts and emotions have changed since last yea...
Posted by Malløry on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:01:00 PST

Entertaining.

Some of these are super entertaining. Haha. ..>You Would Choose LoveMoney may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love.You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet.And while ma...
Posted by Malløry on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST

Travis.

I miss him so much.Today was one of the hardest days I've had to deal with in a long time.I wish I could put how I feel into words, but I can't.I just know that I'm overflowing with pride, love, and a...
Posted by Malløry on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Wisdom.

This is amazing, I saw it on my cousin's profile and knew I needed to steal it and put it on mine. Feel free to read it, and take what you need from it. Who has a reason? Who was a season? And who is ...
Posted by Malløry on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST