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Amir Malekpour

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About Me

I love:
Stand Up Comedy
Cats & Animals
Nice People

I like:
Rock Music
Marketing
Robots
Independent Films

Booking Information:

[email protected]

c/o Roxie Inc.
PO BOX 1773
Mountain View, CA, 94306

My Interests

Standup Comedy, Artificial Intelligence, Philosophy, Marketing psychology

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who enjoys comedy. And ...

Music:

Cobretti, The Shins, The Beta Band, The White Stripes, The John Lennon, The Johnny Cash, The Hacks and Parrot Wolfe's Industrial Revelooshn, ..., Queen, Led Zeppelin, ..., Nirvana, ... , ..., The Hives, ..., Lou Reed, Iggy Pop

Movies:

Les Invasions Barbares, Whale Rider, Trainspotting, Annie Hall, History of the World Part I, JFK, Time Bandits, Brazil, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, And Justice for All

Television:

I don't watch the cathode ray tube much.

Books:

Deitel Deital C++ book w/CD, Of Mice and Men, Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Minoo (Mom), Socrates

My Blog

An Analysis: Kevins vs. Joes @ Delirium ...

One of the greatest battles to occur in the history of comedy: Kevin's vs Joe's On One side you have the Kevin's; Kevin Camia, the comic with the most experience in the comedy Octagon. Total pa...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

Bloggle Heads

Please practice some word economy. Write a blog that is 2 sentences long.
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:57:00 PST

The Story Of Amir

The Story Of Amir It was January 1977 in Rome, Italy where a baby was conceived during Behrouz and Minoo's honeymoon. The next day they dove through the country side where they stopped to dine...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Subterranean Comedy III : Where That Buffalo Roams & Amir’s questions

Hosted By: Amir MalekpourWhen: Friday Mar 28, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Dark Room Theater2263 Mission st.San Francisco, CA 94110United StatesDescription:Amir Malekpour Click Here To View EventAlso: Dumb s...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:25:00 PST

Driving on Highway 101

I drive about 90 miles roundtrip to work which takes up about 1.5 to 2 hours of my life per day. While driving I usually listen to Iggy Pop, Sex Pistols, Cobretti, or some kind of punch in your m...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST

How Geometry & Physics saved my life and made me the coolest kid in school

Before I start this biography loosely based on portions of my life, I have to mention that not all of it is 100% truth, but that does not take away from the fact that Geometry, physics and Calculus ha...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:06:00 PST

Fake Headlines

A few months back, friend of mine, Chad Lehrman ( http://www.myspace.com/chadlehrman) posted some fake headlines. They were very funny and he inspired me to write some of my own. Enjoy! Study ...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

Videos Directed by Patrick Bulger w/ Me in Them

www.ThingsWeMade.com ...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

Comfortably Numb

I've been listening to the song Comfortably Numb quite a lot recently. Not sure it's because I relate to it or not, but I love this part of the song most: There is no pain, you are receding. A distan...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

Mathematics is Hack!

This formula expresses the fact that differentiation and integration are inverse operations of each other.In Joke format this would go something like this:"Men and Women are r...
Posted by Amir Malekpour on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:25:00 PST