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John Hoogasian

www.johnhoogasian.com

About Me

Love exotic cars & women who enjoy my awkward physical build...with a touch of really bony. Live in deep nights and light days.

My Interests

stand up, writing, understanding, growing, girls, women, less awkward moments, good times always, no games, the unknown (as long as I'm not harmed by locos), fine clothes; haute couture, and breathing fresh air

I'd like to meet:

1st. St. Vartan...2nd. Success...3rdly: still considering...4th...some new jokes from the bucolic region of my mind...

Music:



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Movies:

The Hustler...

Television:

The History channel...and pirate broadcasts...that seem to only stream through my tube...

Books:


System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B.

Music Video Codes at MySpace ToolBox

Heroes:

www.johnhoogasian.com...Scott Barry...slick smart comedy audiences...organic foods...and illicit dope...

My Blog

child horror shill

      The only thing seperating the TeleMundo hot horrors from the Disney channel hot horrors is dignity...  ...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:01:00 PST

flimflam

    "Tyra Banks should be boiled in Paris Hilton broth." But, that's just me, a madman plying away on his stolen 1930 teletypewriter.     ...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST

number

    Even though the Olsen twins weren't seperated at birth, they're reason for being alive was. Ineffectual action in text motion.   But that's my modus vivendi... ...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

arid

      I only use Sharpie pens, because, they're ink is Squidward safe....
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

subject

    Supernal night Inscrutable a.m. sky Pin tips flicker Wile eyes Revel     ...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

regions

    My friend who will remain un-anonymous; Amy Greebackfront got a breast job and she was going on and on about the price: steep, 39% grade.  I told her if wanted t...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

puzzle

     I went on a picnic sounds.  Ya sounds good on toilet paper.  Out of no where I was attacked by aunts; they were accusing me of being foul mouthed around their nephews. &n...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST

bits of ass

    Barbara Stresiand is not going to release a new CD, not in stores now.  Finally, some Goodnews from Gillette.      ...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

rockit man

  Life is grand.  Our favorite band is back in the saddle.  Sting, I mean, Stung is reuniting with the Sheriffs, please, do do do da da da... Little do, do, do people know tha...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

hermeneutics?

  'Reflections so seems to appear."   "***** ** eludes me.precludes me.includes me.fucks me.deludes me.concludes me."       "Metered for your convenience... a true&n...
Posted by John Hoogasian on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST