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Jon Schieszer

Ask and you shall receive

About Me

Lets see-- Born and raised in Missouri and Kansas, have been performing Stand up for the last seven years. You can catch me every Sunday and Monday night at the Comedy Store (8433 Sunset. West Hollywood, Ca) around nine. Watch my clips and say to yourself "man i've seen a lot funnier shit than that. " then i'll respond with "fuck you, that clip is old and even though I still do those jokes, there better now and fuck you for not supporting live entertainment. Sorry if your Tivo's broken but get out of the house and spend a few dollars and have a good time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My baby's momma and my other baby's momma

Music:

Anything that sounds good.

Movies:

Swingers, Kingpin, Cabin Boy, Trading places, comming to America, outside providence, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Bottle Rocket, Windy City Heat, Rushmore, Blow, Three Amigos, My cousin Vinny, Big Lebowski, Made, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Dirty Work, Office Space, anchorman,

Television:

ALF, growing paines, silver spoons, martin, little house on the prarie, ER, the "George Michaels" sports machine, The andy griffith show, Chips, Vin Scully calling a dueces wild " two outs, two on, two balls, and two strikes, two men on and its the bottom of the second. Boy have the dueces ever been wilder"

Books:

Sunday Money, The rum diaries, On the Road, Into the wild

Heroes:

jessie jackson, Bo Jackson, Heriot tubman, garth brooks (for working with a retarded kid in that standing outside the fire music video he did.)Delroy Wilson "I'm in a dancing Mood" listen and learn