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Eli

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Originally from Kansas. I have been living in West Hollywood for about 2 and half years now... if I have one complaint about the area it is that it is always too close to Parade Day, however I am the toughest man on the street at any given moment, so that is a check in the plus column. I love Jayhawk basketball, Royals Baseball, and Chiefs football. Only one of those things is not a continual source of embarrassment. Other than that I enjoy hollering at my boy, hitting it up, and making long stories short. I am also in the works of starting the World's most dominant production company Blackhand Production with the two smartest people I have ever met.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill "the Thrill" Clinton, George "Two Scoops" Bush, Elmo, the lead singer of Journey, Al "Hurricane" Gore, Mr. Bluebag Bugatti, The New Guy, also anyone who cares to discuss the nuances of American foreign policy and it's effect on Caribbean gambling habits.

My Blog

Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler

Well it has been quite some time since my last submission to my blogs, mainly because I have had nothing of substance to add for the better part of a year.  That and I had lost my writing mojo, m...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:34:00 GMT

Los Angeles County Fair

Let me recap my time at the Los Angeles Fair for everyone. I will try to be as concise as possible, but they had a lot of shit going on and I'm fittin to spit my word on it.You know you are at a good...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 17:45:00 GMT

9/11

So here we are some five years after what has to been the most surreal event nearly any of us can remember and where have we gotten? I sure as hell don't feel as safe as I did say December of 2001 af...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:36:00 GMT

Being the young person at work

So, I am by far the youngest person in my office. There are only five people total, but I am fifteen years younger than the next closest and 38 years younger than the oldest. It is kind of nice, but...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:35:00 GMT

World Politics

What's happening in the world right now? Let me see if I can't at least get a decent recap of everything going on.-America is still attacking Afghanistan cities because they couldn't find Bin Laden i...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:31:00 GMT