About Me
Born El Salvadore in 1974. We had to, on occasion, eat the bones of dead birds. My Dad was addicted to paint, and my mom was never around.I started huffing paint in third grade (I always wanted to be like my friend Eli, who huffed a lot and only red cans), started hangin out with the bad kids at my El Salvadorian school. It was there, at a young age, where I realized that I had quite a musical knack. Playing strictly electronic music, with my first synthesizer my dad stole from the synthesizer store down the street in El Salvadore. He thought by the sounds that it made, it was a minitiure space ship (he thought he was going to be rich with this discovery). I was really good at making kick ass sounds and stuff.My second synthesizer, my mom gave me, she was whorin' her way to the top of Sesori (a city in El Salvador) city council. She just so happened to be the winner of a few awards at the the Buddhist party every year. This year, she won this kick ass synth maker-----the PSR-2400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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later got into rapping...In 1974, a German woman had sex with an El Salvadorian male...9 months later T2F (me) came out of the German womans (my mom) vagina and within 4 seconds of being alive said, "brush yo toofs, bitches, its time to fight cavitiz." A funky baseline hit, and the rest became history (no it didnt). T2f, known in many countries as the "dental version of Jesus Christ", even in Muslim and Buddhist nations, he is known as "El dentorro de Jeuses Christo", which means "Ted Danson is a good bowler" in Hungarian...idiot. Whether it is fighting cavities or gangster rapping about the imporatance of brushing teeth, T2f has become the benchmark, if not the very epicenter, of meaningful gangster rap.At a young age, T2f learned to rap and ryhme like no one the world had ever seen. He fought off demons, ghouls, devils, ghosts, and other things that dont exist... and cavities with his words. In the cold war, at the age of 11, T2f rap battled on Communist soil agains the Soviet Unions best rapper, Dr. Cavity (piktured above...Fvsof Vavvabososo translation). Dr. Cavity won that battle in the last round, sending T2f into recluse for just under 4 1/2 years in a southern Nevada. Their he lived in a cave that he later named "the number 1 cave", symbolizing his battle to once again be ..1.He broke his rapping down into a science. A series of rap laws and theorems would follow, and sure enough, just like Chumbawamba and the Bible said (paraphrasing), he would come back stronger, and much more like a Terminator robot that was sent from the future than ever. He was not a robot, but more like one, metaphorically speaking, signifying a much more dedicated and stronger rapping machine (he was not a machine though). When T2f came back on the scene when he was 15, he moved with his El Salvadorian father to a place were blood flows like wine, women instinctively flock to men who are waving dollar bills at them for sexual intercourse, yes...i am talking about a little place called Compton.It was in Compton that his first release "Sugar is Poison, went copper (selling 10 albums) 7 times in the first 5 weeks. AND THE LEGEND IS JUST BEGINNING...
