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About Me

I try to lead an interesting life but fail miserably...

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My Interests

Films, Cars, Girls, Computers, Making fun of people, Comedy, Sex, $$$, Eating, Sleeping.... the usual...My Favorite Picture...New Video I made... ..I hate macs so much and I love this video so much!... ..Absolutely hilarious... ..Ramos is off the wagon... .. Strong evidence that all rappers are idiots... ..One of my new favorite videos... ..My Newest Protege... ..A Very Disturbed German Computer User... ..

I'd like to meet:

John Cleese, Eric Idle, Wes Anderson, Peter Sellers, Bill Murray, Chris Elliot, Larry David, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Jack Black, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Mo Rocca, Lewis Black, John Astin, Paul Rudd, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Chris Farley, The Coen Brothers Chris Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, Hank Azaria, Mike Judge and Ernest P. Worrel's dog Rimshot.I am 60% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
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Your Political Profile

Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?Hit me up if you want... {Yahoo}: lotus182lj {AOL}: lotus182lj {ICQ}: 342246829 {Google}: [email protected] {MSN}: [email protected]

Music:

NOFX, Turbonegro, Ten Foot Pole, Propagandhi, Lagwagon, Green Day, MXPX, Blink, Pistols, Ramones, Sum 41, Andrew W.K., Almost all FAT WRECK CHORDS bands, NITRO!!!! www.triplaxoid.com, THREE TIMES ONE MINUS ONE, Tenacious D, and fucking Trainwreck!!! lots more that I can't think of right now...

Movies:

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WINDY CITY HEAT!!!, Spinal Tap, Wet Hot American Summer, Run Ronnie Run, EVil Roy Slade, The Goonies, Pink Panther Series, Brain Candy, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, shitloads more but I can't think of any right now....oh yeah STAR WARS rules too!!!

Television:

King of the Hill, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Red Green Show I'm also a big fan of You Son of a Bitch: The Johnny ZZZap Show

Books:

Hunter S Thompson, The Hipster Handbook

My Blog

Great Night

Ok so I'm not in the best state of mind to talk about this now...but I saw something crazy tonight. Joe Rogan and Carlos Menicia having an all out shouting match on stage. Rogan called out...
Posted by Kurt on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:51:00 PST

New outlook

I've decided instead of being depressed that I'm just going to go through life hating everyone and everything...it's not really a more positive outlook, but more a lifestyle change. I'm going to...
Posted by Kurt on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

Rock bottom

Yep folks...it's official...I have hit the lowest point in my life today Dec. 31, 2006. I realize my life cannot possibly get any worse. I have no direction and my depression has hit it's ultimate pin...
Posted by Kurt on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

Going to the Mexico for the Baja 1000

Well, the time has come for me to head to Ol' Mexico on Monday for the Baja 1000 race. I've been contracted to ride in the "chase vehicles" which follow the race cars and film the entire 1000 mile ev...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

my new T-Mobile Sidekick 3

Ok I just got a new Sidekick 3...it's the coolest thing ever. I does damn near everything. I can be listening to music on it and when a phonecall comes it pauses the song automatically a...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

internet in the car

internet in the car is sweet as hell!!!even though it's slow...I'm in the middle of Alabama using internet in the car and it's raining...wowgo back to your business people
Posted by Kurt on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

West Hollywood Parking

Fuck the city of West Hollywood! People in LA should be able to park in West Hollywood if they want to. I hate tourists. Tonight my friend got a ticket for parking in the hills where...
Posted by Kurt on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:09:00 PST

Brook Hogan's Producer

So I saw Brook Hogan's producer walking out of the Katana tonight and getting into his white Lamborghini. Looked like a real douchebag...wearin his gay ass sunglasses. What a loser &n...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

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I hate blogs...
Posted by Kurt on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:27:00 PST

NOFX

So I saw one of the greatest shows I've ever seen tonight at the Whiskey with NOFX and Dead to Me. Incredible...free show...announced this morning at like 10AM. I waited 3 hours in line......
Posted by Kurt on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:56:00 PST