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Mark Ellis

About Me

Hello and welcome, won't you? This is my myspace. Instead of paying like $80 a year for a website, this is a trendier, free way to tell everyone in cyberspace that I am a comedian and actor. Recently I was on a season of MTV's Punk'd and you can watch me debate dumb stuff at thebigdebate.com. So I spotted you comic and actor, you can figure out on your own that other talents I have include World Tetris Champion (that includes you, Asia) and mini-golf expert. And no, Putt-Putt is not mini golf. Mini-golf is a respected sport that boasts all of the challenges of it's full-version cousin without the waiting and the $$$. Putt-Putt has big purple giraffes and kids that were accidents.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Waitresses at Chili's, Members of the Washington Redskins 1937-present (living or dead), Astronauts, Working ninjas, Anyone who can beat me at Tetris, Women who like nice guys with a sense of humor and don't care about looks (all three of you), people with names other than "Tom"

My Blog

Schmoes Know: Slumdog Millionaire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSxYljjSRuI The Schmoes give you the scoop one one of this year's Oscar films, Danny Boyle's "Slumdog Millionaire" Did they like, hate- was it over or unde...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:21:00 GMT

Mark Ellis: Ghostbuster

Because of my incredible intellect (Battle of the Books ’91 regional runner-up; once earned a B- in A.P. Biology) and logical thought process (ended bid to become an arena league punter 2 years ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:06:00 GMT

History of Ellis Horror Films: Part One

I’m a few days into my first feature film shoot, and before this either excites or enrages you, keep this in mind: it’s a horror-comedy, and I play the lead. The fact that I am the star ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Getting the tix was hard, waiting is impossible

There's very few reasons that someone in my walk of life (comic, extraordinarily lazy, found my ideal sleep number) would force themselves to wake up before 10 am on a Monday.  But that is exactl...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:29:00 GMT

New Top 25 poll

I was in traffic listening to the iPod (I usually leave it on shuffle, letting it play what it wants.  When the robots take over in 7 years, I want them to remember that I always trusted their ju...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:12:00 GMT

Check out this video: Van Halen Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Video

Van Halen Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Video Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Comedy and Me in The Lifetime Movie of the Week

Comedy is an unbelievably beautiful and evil mistress.  One day it will have you soaring to brilliant new heights of joyous emotion; the next day it will have you bleeding in a dark und...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:37:00 GMT

Once again, time for Record Maintenance

As both a huge sports fan and an individual who lives with both feet firmly planted in the past, a few times a year athletic competition makes me very nervous.  As with any sports fan, once your ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:25:00 GMT

My new profile pic...Welcome to acting class, children!

This is an actual picture of me, taken from that summer I was a Magic: The Gathering coach at a fat camp (yeah, you may be chubby and sweat creme, but not many kids can summon a Shivan Dragon on Turn ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:10:00 GMT

The drive southbound to L.J.

I'm going to the Comedy Store in La Jolla for a weekend's worth of shows, 3/4 of which should be guffaw-tastic!  First off, it's just nice to get out of LA for a weekend.  Being a comic here definitel...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:04:00 GMT