Porn, Jack Daniels, Getting Stabbed by Federalies, Shooting, Burt Reynolds movies, eating, drinking, sleeping, sitting, cheifing, warm flat DR. PEPPER!!!
Stevie Ray Vaughn, BILLY STUCKART COME BACK TO ME!!! SEMPER FI GUMBY SWEET MEAT!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stretch Knotts
Birthday: 11/4/65
Birthplace: Oklahoma
Current Location: Lamoni, IA
Eye Color: Doesn't Matter Mijo
Hair Color: Black
Height: 10'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Mijo
Your Heritage: Oklahoman
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Converse...Need You Ask Mijo?
Your Weakness: Sight
Your Fears: Bannana Rats
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Watch Cannonball Run 100,00o Times
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Mijo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the Bowl?
Your Best Physical Feature: Height
Your Bedtime: 5:00AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Billy Stuckart and the '85 Volleyball Season
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPER...HOT AND FLAT!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Crazy Chicken
Single or Group Dates: Gang Bang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: *see Pepsi or Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: *see Pepsi or Coke
Cappuccino or Coffee: *see Pepsi or Coke
Do you Smoke: Dorrals By the Carton
Do you Swear: Fuckin A Mijo!
Do you Sing: SRV Everyday
Do you Shower Daily: Hell No
Have you Been in Love: Billy Stuckart
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Only if Billy Stuckart Comes Back
Do you belive in yourself: Semper Fi Gumby Sweet Meat
Do you get Motion Sickness: Buncha Hard Legs
Do you think you are Attractive: Where ya been in a Coma?
Are you a Health Freak: What a Waste of Sperm
Do you get along with your Parents: Ain't No Big Deal
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Hop in my Bivuac
Do you play an Instrument: Synth Plastic Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every Damned Day Mijo...Jack and Coke!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: 2 Packs a Day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 4:20
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Only in My Mind
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Cheaper Than Dirt
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I have no Teeth
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That's Wicky Wicky
In the past month have you been on Stage: As I Was
In the past month have you been Dumped: Whoa Look Out
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Quary
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only from Trapper Dan...excuse me...Trader Vic
Ever been Drunk: *see In the Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol
Ever been called a Tease: Speak Freak
Ever been Beaten up: They Can Stab Me In the Ribs, But They Can't Stab Me In the Heart, and If They Do I'll Kill 'em All Goddamn It! If You're Left Alive It's Worth It!
Ever Shoplifted: No Mijo
How do you want to Die: Stabbed By a Federalie
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: US Marine
What country would you most like to Visit: America Goddamn It!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Billy Stuckart
Favourite Hair Color: Billy Stuckart
Short or Long Hair: Billy Stuckart
Height: 4'
Weight: No Fatties
Best Clothing Style: SRV Shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: TONS!!!
Number of CDs I own: Shitloads Mijo, and Vinyl Too
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Letting Billy Stuckart Slip Through My Grasp
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
SRV Mijo!!! That's all that need be said
Anything with Burt Reynolds, and PORN!
Playboy Channel 24/7!!!!
Make Your AR-15 Fully Automatic
SRV, Burt Reynolds, Billy Stuckart, R. Lee Ermey