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Amy G

Fallin' Asleep While Riding A Bike

About Me

Poopy.

My Interests

Macaroni and Cheese floor night at the bar.

I'd like to meet:

World's smallest pony.

Music:

Yanni

Movies:

The Yaya Sisterhood of Banger Pants In 10 Days. Starring Jasmine Guy and Sarah Michelle Parker Simpson.

Television:

Cops.

Books:

Garfield books 1-8.

Heroes:

Phyllis Diller.

My Blog

"Do you find me attractive?"

Well, holy jeez! I think I found the god-damn hope diamond of comedy videos! Hoo boy! If y'all wanna see the sassiest in sassy, the funniest in funny, and just the damn best about anything I ever s...
Posted by Amy G on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST

Ok J C+

Giving your poopies a name and waving goodbye tothem is not only funny...it's brilliant! Maybe even genius, but I'm not sure. Whatever it is - I'm beating the floor with my fists, laughing so hard I...
Posted by Amy G on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST

Jason Moran, Your Grade... F-!

My dear friend who keeps on sneakily prying onto my myspace page(how you know this ever challenging password is beyond me) I grade your fantastic performance... with an A-. Not only are there now less...
Posted by Amy G on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:03:00 PST

Good One

Today while cleaning my house I came across a piece of paper I had written something I apparently thought was funny. It was a joke an ex of mine had told me in his sleep. Here is what I had written ...
Posted by Amy G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Waiting and waiting and waiting......

I've been waiting so long I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.
Posted by Amy G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST