peg leg funnel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

english mustard on rye with some sidewalk chalk and .6 chapstick.butter pecan toilet seat fresh from machine operated nipple jam. i'll take telephone hoosier dome.armeggedon on toast, . 2b pencil sharpener....bases loaded. brick layin' on the 14 day of mexican hot-dogs dancin' wit my pop's ballsack.

My Interests

take a dump

I'd like to meet:

bissels wit hammerheads floatin' in brown ricecakes. 49 shoestrings hangin from my spoon operated duffle bag, inside zero degree red dumptrucks. spanish gecko flyin tube o' manjuice and a dash a salt

Music:

brown rice

Movies:

who

Television:

fuck it right in the benson b-hole

Books:

18 floorboard potato chips

Heroes:

chickens