Rainbow wigs. Breasts, but NOT NIPPLES! Hacky-Sack. The Popeil Pocket Fisherman. Those black bars that they put over things that may be considered offensive to more sensitive types. Reading on the toilet. The positiones. The little people. Warpaint. Cheese. Random acts of complete indifference. Sub-plots to the sub-plots. Caves. People who Google themselves. Self-promotion. Networking. Muppets (not the puppets, but the kind that live in Silverlake). My acting career. Anything cool.
The sweet dulcet tones of the full blort.
The H.R. Pufenstuff Movie, Brokeback Mountain
Great band.
Anything that can be enjoyed whilst on the toilet.
I don't like sandwiches.