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high fructose porn syrup

i mean so much to so few

About Me

i have a friend who looks like bushwick bill... MyGen Profile Generator..

My Interests

skee-ball, air hockey, fireworks, i kick ass at karaoke! chicks, food, more food, more chicks, miller light, riding my bike, being late for work, going places, doing stuff, being way funnier than the last guy who was on stage, collecting weird shit, pinball at the arcade on saturdays, go-karts, never shopping for clothes, just toys, stealing from starbucks.

I'd like to meet:

bushwick bill..... width="425" height="350" .. If you are my friend, leave a comment here!

Music:

holy shit...DILLINGER 4!!! thee michelle gun elephant, the misfits, the blood brothers, fear, black flag, minor threat, circle jerks, supersuckers, the make up, neutral milk hotel, pavement, the toy dolls, crass, butthole surfers, boredoms, ween, z-rock hawaii, van halen, danzig, lamb of god, s.o.d., anthrax, the meatmen, public enemy, epmd, eric b. and rakim, l.l. cool j, n.w.a., eazy-e (r.i.p.), g.g. allin (r.i.p.), wesley willis (r.i.p.), the phantom surfers, the jesus lizard, slint, submachine, aus rotten, the reverend horton heat, sugar ray, gang green, bad brains, nofx, kool keith, ministry, fugazi, pharoah monch, the talking heads, the waitresses, dead boys, the clash, big audio dynamite, kiss, the steve miller band, le tigre, pleeasesaur, coil, dead kennedys, trans am, the dead milkmen, the nation of ulysses, david candy, john coletrain, jimi hendrix, scratch acid, the beastie boys, descendents, melt banana, the new bomb turks, tortoise, the scene creamers, the evolution control committee, the doors, the beatles, tom tom club, the police, the unicorns, mount shasta, space streakings, warzone, darkbuster, lungfish, canned hamm...there's just too many to name!

Movies:

gilliam, lynch, cohen bros., kubrick, larry clark and harmonie korine movies, animal house, blues brothers, the jerk, some farrelley bros. stuff, hapiness, storytelling, jackass, old mel brooks films, three stoges, marx bros., evil dead i & ii & army o' darkness, decline of western civilization, krush groove, american movie, caddyshack...man there's a lot of movies...and porn. it's fun to watch people have sex.

Television:

king of the hill, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, simpsons (not jessica or ashley), the office (the british one, not the worthess american version), monty python's flying circus, benny hill, kenny everett, dave allen at large, dr. who, red dwarf, the young ones, bad news & more bad news, uncle floyd, freaks n' geeks, the wonder years, the price is right, that gameshow i won on...beat the geeks, ultraman, the banana splits, the monkees...lotsa crap.

Books:

hunter s. thompson and bukowski mostly.

Heroes:

rodney mullen...glen e. friedman...shepard fairey...prohias...don martin...al jaffee...alfred e. neuman...robert williams...ed roth...coop...shag...banksy...all those into the art of rebellion...

My Blog

excerpt from my book...

so i'm in the process of writing a book called 'every flavor of crazy' which is a collection of short stories about the fine assortment of fucked up girls i have dated in life, and believe me there ar...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:56:00 PST

jump the turnstile never pay the toll...

this story took place august 19th, 2007...enjoy!   I need to thank three things from last Sunday night for making life great:  magic mushrooms, 40's, and Jimmy Pidd.  Without them and a...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:53:00 PST

6 weird things i did for kristine...

RULES: Each player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly. At...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:25:00 PST

how i am remembered

i remember when you used to work at the porn store in monroeville- my friend gibby and i used to come every wednesday to visit ( afterall, wednesday was "ladies night")  One night we left the sto...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST

hollywood story .2,683,591

last night i went to go see the supersuckers at the roxy...got in fo free because i knows muthafukkas...even got free beer...lots of it...   the supersuckers rocked fukkin hard!!!  they did ...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:51:00 PST

almost famous...chewbacca is going to make me a millionaire!!!

things have been happening to me lately...i have fans...like a lot...my comedy is getting stronger...i scared myself in la jolla this weekend...headlined for the first time too...sold a bunch of dvd's...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:21:00 PST

robert fadzen and memories of better days

my buddy frogman and i were heading down to the santa monica pier today because we heard a rumor that they had a reissued dragon's lair video game and wanted to play the fuck out of it. at 7:20 pm i ...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i met robin williams tonight...

i had the luxury of performing on the same stage as robin williams tonight!!! he is one of the most humble people i have ever met in life...kind, warm, real, beautiful. every handshake was a blessin...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you wanna see pictures of a girl puking in a bag???

...well here ya go!!! this girl could barf too!!! lookit how much is in the bag!!! she chased this guy brian around the parking lot with her lovely gift!!! i like alcohol!!!...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JAPANEESE BIRFDAY FOTOS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

hey...if you missed my b-day party you'll just have to wait until next year when i have another!!! ...
Posted by high fructose porn syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST