Neil Hamburger confirmed tour dates (updated constantly):
Sat July 26 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The Fillmore (with FLIPPER, NEGATIVE TREND, AVENGERS, MUTANTS)
Sun July 27 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Spaceland
Thu July 31 - NEW YORK, NY - Knitting Factory
Fri Aug 1 - BALTIMORE, MD - Ottobar
Sat Aug 2 - CHAPEL HILL, NC - Local 506
Sun Aug 3 - CHARLOTTE, NC - The Milestone
Mon Aug 4 - COLUMBIA, SC - The Whig
Wed Aug 6 - WASHINGTON, DC - Black Cat
Thu Aug 7 - PHILADELPHIA, PA - Johnny Brenda's
Fri Aug 8 - NEW HAVEN, CT - Cafe Nine
Sat Aug 9 - NORTHAMPTON, MA - Iron Horse
Sun Aug 10 - PROVIDENCE, RI - The Living Room
Wed Sep 10 - MADISON, WI - High Noon Saloon
Sat Sep 13 - OMAHA, NE - The Waiting Room
Wed Sep 17 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Triple Rock Social Club
Thu Sep 18 - DEKALB, IL - House Cafe
Fri Sep 19 - CHICAGO, IL - Schuba's
Dec 5-7 - MINEHEAD, UNITED KINGDOM - All Tomorrow's Parties Festival
These evenings of GREAT ENTERTAINMENT will be the shows that the world never stops talking about!
And here is some FREE entertainment for you freeloaders who seem to frequent the internet. I hope that you will open your purses and spend some money on me at some point in the future:
Here is Bonnie Prince Billy on "Poolside Chats with Neil Hamburger":
- I am the real Neil Hamburger, America's $1 Funnyman. There have been imposters on this internet pretending to be me, but rest assured, it could not have been me, because I do not have a computer and do not conduct correspondence that way. I am setting up this account to provide a format for people to complain about me, and I will try to check in from time to time, whenever there is a coin-operated computer at the truck stops I visit for re-fueling while on the road (a record 420 shows last year!!!) For more information, visit my fan-maintained website at www.americasfunnyman.com
The cheapskate crowd may want to click on this text to see episodes of my live-to-internet TV show Poolside Chats With Neil Hamburger.
We also have here for you, an episode of Tom Green Live, featuring myself as Tom's side-kick, with Thora Birch. Click here to watch Neil Hamburger, Thora Birch, and Tom Green...together at last!
Be sure and visit this important new website: http://www.ihatethatsweedishfuckingpieceofshitsmusic.com
Special thanks to my kind-hearted fan Rance Reyes, for helping me with this page when I am unable to afford to use the coin-operated computers to fix all its problems.