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DR EL SUAVO

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About Me


‘The magician even kids love to hate’ Drum Media.‘Contender for the world’s worst magician’ Time Off.‘Enough to drive the pope to drink’ DB Magazine.Dr El Suavo has been warping minds in various guises since he was on radio in 1990. Now he chooses to appear around the place at the oddest of times to entertain punters in the live situation. His theme night, 'Exotica', first appeared in 1997 and pops it's head up around Melbourne on a regular basis.An evening with the Dr is like stepping back in time and being in Las Vegas. CLASS, with a twist! Magic, music and film make up the Dr's show which is like no other. Spinning rock'n'roll, lounge, novelty, rat pack, soul, trucking, TV & film, surf guitar, swamp, advertising tunes and a lot more. On top of this he accompanies his music by playing a therermin! Whislt Djing he often screens whacky film trailers, old educational films, adverts and more. On top of this he is a master of illusion. Australia’s premier parlour magician! He has a style all of his own!Dr El Suavo has toured Australia, America, Canada and New Zealand. He has shared the stage with Tom Green, Secret Chiefs 3, Neil Hamburger, Steve O, Turbonegro, Blowfly, Suicide Girls, Nashville Pussy, Dead Moon, Wolfmother, Regurgitator, Canned Hamm, Hard Ons and many more. He also featured on the 2005 Melbourne Fringe Festival.He is proudly sponsored by Bernard's Magic Shop and is available for weddings, kids parties, wakes, 21st Birthdays. ANYTHING! He has to pay off endless legal debts from when he was a leader of a secret 'cult'.WARNING: THIS IS A STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY SHOW. THOSE EASILY OFFENDED SHOULD GET A LIFE!

My Interests

Magic, cocktails, film, reading, Chryslers, sniffing bicycle seats,tiki,conspiracy theories, Turkish steam rooms, drinking, vegetarian food, clipping my nails, toys, books, records, conspiracies, chasing fluffy dogs, tattoos, laughing at people who fall UP stairs, cats,table tennis, retro culture, UFOs, pranks,baseball,karaoke, nostolgia drag racing, art, collecting my belly button lint which I have been doing for 30 years!

I'd like to meet:

Alien lifeforms. Oh, and Jerry Lewis!

Music:

From classical to black metal!

Movies:

Anything from Crown International. From 20's Horror to 70's Exploitation.Trashier the better!

Television:

Major part of my growing up!

Books:

Wish I could read!

Heroes:

Me!

My Blog

My Management, In-Tense Touring, New Myspace Site

Greetings Dedicated Followers!!!!How have you all been???? Missing the Dr????Thanks again to the people who made Australia's first drunken spelling bees such a success in January. In fact, since the s...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

Drunken Spelling Bees

Hi Kids, Just a quick note to thank all you alcoholic guinea pigs who took part and witnessed the spectacle which was Australia's first drunken spelling beesin Sydney and Melbourne last month. My mana...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:53:00 PST

X MAS EXOTICA 2007!!!!


Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:49:00 PST

SYDNEY INTERNET INTERVIEW

Comedian On-line Interview!S.M > Name & DOB ... What is your current show about & where is it touring?YOUR ANSWER > Dr El Suavo. DOB unknown. My current show is me, Dr El Suavo!!! Australia's lea...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST

DECEMBER 2007 TOUR DATES

Hi Kids!! Yes, it has been a bleak winter but don't fear, your hero Dr El Suavo is back to entertain you this December!!!! You may ask, 'So where has the Dr been the last 6 months since his hugely suc...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:36:00 PST

Porter Wagoner RIP

..> Sad Day. One of My Heros Dies. Hi There Kids!Yes, it is a sad week. One of the Dr's favourite country performers, Porter Wagoner, died this week at the age of 80 from cancer.I suggest you all ...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST

Dr El Suavo In The USA!!!!!!

Hi Kiddies,Firtsly, a BIG thankyou to all of you for turning up early to my shows with the Secret Chiefs in Australia the last month. I made a lot of new friends who I hope to see again in the future....
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:12:00 PST

Drum Media DB Booth Interview

Name:Dr El SuavoHow did you get your DJ name?Via a secret university in Atlanta Georgia where I did a mail order PHD In a little known religion/cult called SuavologyIn a nutshell, describe what you pl...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:35:00 PST

Secret Chiefs 3 & Dr El Suavo May 07 Tour!!!!!

My manager has been busting my hairy pimply ass this year and it's set to continue!! He has been lucky enough (for him!) to get me onto the upcoming tour by America's Secret Chiefs 3 as national suppo...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

Neil Hamburger and Dr El Suavo Tour Dates April'07

'In the tradition of Martin and Lewis'!!!NEIL HAMBURGER"Americas's Funnyman" Neil Hamburger will return to Australia for his unprecedented 13th backbreaking Australian tour. Says Neil, who filmed his ...
Posted by DR EL SUAVO on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST